I'm thinking of a man more then 6 ft. tall,
That is on the minds of many in the fall.
When the air is cold, and the wind gives us a chill,
We are entertained by this man, we like to watch him kill.
However, he wasn't always a master of death,
As a scared child a bunch of bullies stole his breath,
They tossed him into a lake, not knowing he couldn't swim,
So the little hazing treatment became much more grim.
How he punishes teenagers that don't do there job,
He can survive any encounter, whether it's some man or a mob.
He'll slice and dice and kill every last one,
He can be set on fire, cut-up, shot with any gun.
He can not die, there is no rest for this huge guy,
As long as people keep going to camp, heads going to fly.
And their bodies will be nothing more then human spaghetti:
Who is the monster that is master of the machete?