Floors covered in blood because the chain never stops going,
Limbs are steadily dismembered and heads keep rolling.
Our slayers body count keeps growing,
But she's a hero to those in the knowing.
She's a surgeon, removing souls that's evil is pure.
For this disease, murder is the only cure.
Slicing and dicing the zombie hordes,
All of this while listening to heavy metal chords.
Happy and preppy and a good attitude,
But she also makes jokes that can be quite crude.
Who is this heroine with a real nice chest,
Who proves, every fight, that San Romero is the best?