A dog that's a fan of the sauce
And when someone gives a ball a good toss.
He has white fur, a red collar, and a black nose,
He hangs out in society, but wears no clothes.
He dates all the beautiful women he sees,
Which is weird considering they're a different species.
However, it's a cartoon, so it's considered normal,
Plus he's smarter than...
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He's been a video game icon for several years,
Even after recent events, held in high regard by his peers
And that's saying something after the latest BOOM,
There was a lot of talking and fighting, and not enough zoom.
Then there were all those glitches that break the game,
But that's old news when some of the previous were the same.
Kids can enjoy...
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A man that is forced into being a bad guy,
He's tired of it, but the only thing he can do is sigh.
He can't fight the urge to run, he can't settle
For being a monster, he has to go out and get a medal.
He's left his cabinet to go out and be good.
To the dismay of his friends that feared he...
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Nobility in a kingdom that harvests the ice.
It's cold, but not too cold, so the snow is nice.
At least it was, before this queen lost her cool
And let it flow out into the kingdom that she was to rule.
Feared by her people, she exiled herself.
At first she was sad, but then she felt really well,
This turned out to be...
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A magnificent surgeon at such a young age
That does impossible treatments like a medical mage.
There is credit is due to Angie, his nurse.
Without her, things could have gone worse.
Together they fight a type of evil disease
That roots itself into people, like deadly trees.
With the group Caduceus, this surgeon will look for a cure,
One that will stop the disease,...
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A man that's tried to keep the peace,
But conflict between mages and templar may never cease.
He is not always on the right side,
The proof being the evil of magic that caused do many to have died.
He may not believe, but evil magic comes from the self,
A sad lesson that will be learned by this elf.
He may speak justly, but...
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An android from a planet so very far away,
From a planet that's covered in red stone, like clay.
They were thought to be hostile, but that is not the case.
They were thought to be a killing robot, but that's is not their race.
Myths about Rogue A.I. killing men
Has kept them from fitting in.
All races fear them, they are a great...
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A sweet elven woman with large pretty eyes,
That worships the trees, the earth, the skies.
A member of the Dalish, last of the true elves,
She moved to the alienage, where they live on shelves.
She wants to bring back the old ways, restore her people's power.
However, in doing that, she might unleash something sour.
A spirit has offered to assist on her...
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A skinny elf with tattoos made of magic dust,
Carrying a large weapon to accommodate his blood-lust.
Once a slave to an evil mage,
He's now free of his metaphorical cage.
He hunts his master as his master hunts him,
Both have a lot of power, so either's success is slim,
He like the Qunari and their conqueror ways,
But he's had to kill them...
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He is a killer of thousands of men,
And I'm absolutely certain he will kill again.
His origin is mysterious and unknown,
whether a culmination of darkness, or in a lab grown.
He's in a band with a guy that likes to hang,
The wizard, dragon-slayer: Danny Sexbang.
A soldier of the shadows with no value for life,
Armed with a guitar, keyboard, and a...
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A group of dangerous baddies that love to do crime,
With, mostly, black hair and skin the color of lime.
They fight the Powerpuff girls, which is kinda strange.
Living in a scrapyard, their only power would be the power of mange.
The leader wears glasses and is hard to miss,
Then there is the skinny one that likes to hiss,
Then there is the...
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It's a horrible item, but also a last resort,
To save a pretty woman that Rick still wants to court.
So Rick will put it on to save two lives.
And now bones stick out of his arms like organic knives.
Rick and his "friend" bury beasts in the mud,
And the horror artifact will feed off their blood.
With unlimited blood comes unlimited power...
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