The quiet girl in school, seemed to always be alone,
Who had a thing for making guys squirm and moan.
She'd take guys to her place for some fun,
And tie up their hands and feet to make sure they didn't run.
She had a special way of giving guys head,
One that makes any guy wish he was dead.
A hole in the man's...
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The bass of life and a strong pump,
From the fluttering child to a blackened grump.
It's what keeps you alive, keeps you going.
Powering your body and keeps blood flowing.
It's what helps us fall in love and feel like we can fly,
What shatters wit hate, makes us want to die.
We like to use it to think, negating the brain,
But if...
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At first glance, he's just some guy,
But like many of us, he is more than meets the eye.
Some Russian bastards beat on a woman, his friend,
And he couldn't let it stand, so he gave them all an end.
Their bodies were strewn about, horrifically bloody.
The scene was later examined, chosen by a man to study.
Not just a group of guys,...
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Definitely the biggest anti-hero we know,
Whose coolness increases as it's popularity grows.
It comes from a land far from the U.S.
There, it turned a capital city into a mess.
It feeds off of radiation which explains it's growth,
So big it fought two monsters recently, and killed them both.
Through out history, many titans have fallen before it,
When it comes to destruction,...
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He went to Dubai to be a hero,
But his chances quickly dropped, ended a little above zero.
His mission was to find survivors, which him and his men did.
Chaos spread quickly as Pandora's box flip it's lid.
This soldier and his men wandered this hell
To find the people that are leaving that rotting smell.
:"What the hell happened?" kept being asked
As...
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They rest in the dark, waiting for the sunshine to leave,
Then they run free, and through your body they'll cleave.
They'll spill your blood and lick it off the ground.
Their ears are sensitive, and pick up the slightest sound.
They can smell for miles and see in the dark,
Which is really helpful when they stalk the local park.
It's dangerous at night,...
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They re good at helping us get hammered,
But also keep us confined when we're put in the slammer.
When made of chocolate, they can be quite tasty
And when vertical are danced on by girls wearing pasties.
When we were young, they were a toy.
On the playground, they would be traversed by every girl and boy.
We use them for many good things,...
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A hero of Earthrealm, one of the last.
Has ultimate power and moves that are fast.
He does his best to keep balance, defeat conquering beasts.
Of all the realms and lands, to stop their blood feasts.
He's fought armies of evil, a conquering warlord,
A princess without a crown, and a ninja without a sword.
He even fought the man that was once his...
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Living in Jersey City, she was a bit of an outsider.
She was never popular, not until she became a crime-fighter.
She wanted to be like Captain Marvel, beautiful and strong,
And she thought being rebellious was cool, and she was wrong.
Then something happened to make her trip home tardy.
A mist came, then super heroes were before her. What was she on?
They...
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He stands tall among all types of men,
And has gained wonderful family since he had no kin.
A gigantic creature with a gigantic heart
With the ability to put himself together when blown apart.
He came to a small town just by chance
And caused a severe circumstance.
People were worried of an invasion from enemies,
But it was a little boy that found...
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She led a group of Grey Wardens, pretty much, to their deaths.
If the champion of Kirkwall didn't slay them, demons took their last breaths.
Cold, calculating, but ultimately stupid.
Her love for power couldn't be stronger if it were formed by cupid.
She had a plan to bind a powerful demon to her will
And end corruption that constantly causes the land to be...
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As a Grey Warden, it's something you fear.
The time when you must leave those you hold dear.
Its referred to as "The Calling", when you must take your last walk
Into the Deep Roads where scary monsters stalk.
This specific warden went to a special part,
He haunts a scary center in the evil's heart.
A prison of some sort, the cell for a...
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