Turned to snowmen by a fire mage
Who then kidnapped a princess and put her in a cage.
Now they must fight fire with snow,
Catch enemies in balls and making them go.
To rescue the princess they must climb a tower
And go up against enemies that are colorful and sour.
Occasionally a boss will get in their way,
But they are usually defeated...
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First a truck, then a man,
No one transforms like he can.
He came to earth years ago
To defeat an enemy we did not know
Anything about, we accepted his help gladly.
Which was smart because we needed his help badly.
He wasn't alone, he brought friends with him too,
Like Iron Hide and Bumble Bee to name a few.
Together they travel the...
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A nightmarish creature that loves to roll dice,
And while he has a huge smile, he is far from nice.
A sadistic villain that loves to play games
Where people could be sliced, shot, or dropped into flames.
He lives in a Casino-like dungeon, a gambling circle of hell,
Which serves as both a home and a cell.
He's not well liked by the people...
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This guy will never stop telling stories. Remarkable, isn't it?
All this time, all those adventures, and he remembers all that shit.
The time he went into the deep roads and found a cursed idol,
The time the Qunari threatened everything Kirkwall held vital.
The moment the Mages and Templars started the war,
And the time a Maker-sent hero was found in ruins on the...
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A space marine and Shepard's number two fan,
Not many people can survive situations that he can.
He survived and won against a large number of Blood-pack,
And even survived when the Collectors did attack.
His duty was to protect the people of Fehl Prime,
And he would have saved them all, but there wasn't enough time.
However, his superiors thought he made the right...
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Men made by men within the cold season.
They serve no purpose and are created really for no reason.
Well, there is one reason they're made: simply for fun,
Just make sure it's cool weather, not directly in the sun.
These men are like vampires, and the sun is their natural foe.
If the sun gets in their face, their life will begin to flow...
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He was born special, meant for great things.
And now he is the reason that so many sing.
He may walk on four legs, but he's very smart,
As well as strong, and plenty of cheer in his heart.
Even when others made fun of his nose
He didn't let it shrink him and, instead, grows
Into a better person, a gentler soul.
Plus being...
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A rogue pf the stars, a privateer of space,
One with a jolly, partially-fleshy face.
He travels the Elysium planes looking for rare treasures,
And he stays free because of good timing, smart strategy, and good measures.
He can't move too early, but he doesn't want to attack late,
The objective is to win-over the crew without alerting the first mate.
The captain and first...
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Divine Trickster with a beard and horns.
One kind of person worships him, while the other warns
Of the lies and treachery that he has done,
Sometimes just in the name of good fun.
It's true, to trust him is to be a fool,
But if you are careful in your dealings, he is a precious tool.
God of the forest and an animal hybrid,...
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A courageous adventurer that has traveled the earth
Collecting prizes, fighting villains, and proving her worth.
She's smart, beautiful, and ambidextrous too.
She's always out to learn history and find out what's true.
It's said history is made by the winner, but that's not always the case.
Sometimes history is revealed when looking deeply at an ancient place.
This is her job, her passion, her...
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A Seeker equipped with a sword and shield,
With a fighting sense so aggressive she'll rarely yield.
A beauty and a beast, attractive with her scars,
She has the looks of Venus and the strategy of Mars.
However, she isn't polytheistic, she's only loyal to one maker,
And the beliefs of no other have any chance of taking her.
Soldier of the Chantry and protector...
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She waits at the bottom of a well,
Which she crawls out of like a demon from hell.
Her presence fills people with fear,
And when she comes for you, it is all too clear.
White dress, black hair, and blue rotten skin.
For such a small girl, she killed many men.
Her weapon is a tape with a deadly curse
That gives you a...
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