Well its been quite a weekend for me , I guess I should start at the beginning really .
Last friday I had to get an early start as my contact was only going to be in town for a few hours , so we met in the WH Smith in Waterloo and swapped the briefcases . I then dropped the weapon off at Mr Vittorio's and collected my loot. After a little cruise along the streets of London in the delorean and picking up a few of those new suits that I like , I got yet another call from Angelina on the mobile , shes in town filming and had booked a room in the Hilton and wanted me to entertain her for the afternoon again . So a few hours later I emerge and head for dinner with Martin Scorsese for talks about adapting my life into movie form . Its been difficult deciding who I want to play me and how much money I want for my troubles.
Another early start saturday , Scarlet's getting tired of me keep leaving the house early ..we're barely done for the night and im off out .. but yeah I had a couple of hits I needed to get out the way early for the Don before rehearsals . Rehearsals went well , Jimmy and Robert think we might even be better than Zeppelin Mk 1 .. theres still alot of work to be done before the world tour . It was a good day apart from there was yet another attempt on my life ... a drive by this time ..luckily I had my trusty magnum though ..don't think they'll be messing with me again. After that I took the chopper over for another few hours with Angelina ..then somehow summoned up the energy to attend the opening of my new restaurant , it was really nice to see Mr De Niro and Mr Pacino again ..im really glad they made the effort to come along . So we ended up staying up most of the night talking about the old days whilst sipping a few whiskies ..must do that more often.
Sunday was my first day filming on Superman ..luckily it was only a morning shoot as I had alot to do the rest of the day. My plans were changed a bit when both Scarlet and Angelina called me ..they were pretty pissed as they had both practically put there film careers on hold for me and I kept having my duties for the Don interrupt things .. so the 3 of us went back to the Hilton for the afternoon . After that I had to get my skates on , so I put on one of my new suits and headed down to meet the people in Leicester Square at the premiere of the 1st movie I had written and directed as well as starred in .Im not supposed to tell anyone but theres talk of Oscars in all 3 categories already. Unfortunately I couldn't stay long though as I promised I would fill in for a sick Robert Smith and front The Cure for the night ..that was quite good fun. After the gig I headed back home and took the Delorean for a spin round the grounds for a bit , had a swim in the pool and retired to the waterbed with Scarlet for the night.
As for today ..today I rested.
The previous account is based on real events .Names , dates , places , people and ...errr events may have been slightly altered to make the author appear more interesting
Last friday I had to get an early start as my contact was only going to be in town for a few hours , so we met in the WH Smith in Waterloo and swapped the briefcases . I then dropped the weapon off at Mr Vittorio's and collected my loot. After a little cruise along the streets of London in the delorean and picking up a few of those new suits that I like , I got yet another call from Angelina on the mobile , shes in town filming and had booked a room in the Hilton and wanted me to entertain her for the afternoon again . So a few hours later I emerge and head for dinner with Martin Scorsese for talks about adapting my life into movie form . Its been difficult deciding who I want to play me and how much money I want for my troubles.
Another early start saturday , Scarlet's getting tired of me keep leaving the house early ..we're barely done for the night and im off out .. but yeah I had a couple of hits I needed to get out the way early for the Don before rehearsals . Rehearsals went well , Jimmy and Robert think we might even be better than Zeppelin Mk 1 .. theres still alot of work to be done before the world tour . It was a good day apart from there was yet another attempt on my life ... a drive by this time ..luckily I had my trusty magnum though ..don't think they'll be messing with me again. After that I took the chopper over for another few hours with Angelina ..then somehow summoned up the energy to attend the opening of my new restaurant , it was really nice to see Mr De Niro and Mr Pacino again ..im really glad they made the effort to come along . So we ended up staying up most of the night talking about the old days whilst sipping a few whiskies ..must do that more often.
Sunday was my first day filming on Superman ..luckily it was only a morning shoot as I had alot to do the rest of the day. My plans were changed a bit when both Scarlet and Angelina called me ..they were pretty pissed as they had both practically put there film careers on hold for me and I kept having my duties for the Don interrupt things .. so the 3 of us went back to the Hilton for the afternoon . After that I had to get my skates on , so I put on one of my new suits and headed down to meet the people in Leicester Square at the premiere of the 1st movie I had written and directed as well as starred in .Im not supposed to tell anyone but theres talk of Oscars in all 3 categories already. Unfortunately I couldn't stay long though as I promised I would fill in for a sick Robert Smith and front The Cure for the night ..that was quite good fun. After the gig I headed back home and took the Delorean for a spin round the grounds for a bit , had a swim in the pool and retired to the waterbed with Scarlet for the night.
As for today ..today I rested.
The previous account is based on real events .Names , dates , places , people and ...errr events may have been slightly altered to make the author appear more interesting
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loslocos:
oi'll take it!
kate:
w00t! thats fricking hilarious 