Thursday Aug 28, 2003

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If I ever have to dispose of a body, I'm sure as hell not going to bury it. I hate digging. The only thing I hate more is moving.
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fauxfoe39801:
i heard sulfuric acid in a bathtub realsly works wonders, as long as you remeber to fish the incrimanting teeth (which will remain, of course) out of the drain and throw them in the river...

on the first day of my 8th grade chem class my teacher taught us that!
trinket:
Woodchipper. A deep freeze and a woodchipper.

[Edited on Aug 28, 2003]

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