so yeah i worked nonstop for almost 2 weeks and finally had the weekend off. friday night i stopped out in the shortnorth at bodega and got drunk, for lack of a better word. errol slipped me some vicodin and bought me a beer which helped the situation i felt liberated for the time being. i ended up going home before last call which was alright with me. errol blacked out on the way home and didn't remember saying all the shit he said "i think i might puke" was one of his more memorable catch phrases. franz should've drove home. i stayed up until it was light out which i've been doing ever since i started this crombie zombie job. woke up around 12 or 2 (it's not important) on saturday afternoon and i got ready for our highly anticipated trip to cincinnatti. the voyage would include a crew of 4 people...........
franz: friend, videographer, sabateur, idea man, anti wal mart activist, and madman behind addtv
errol: friend, crazy collected maniac, landscaper, musician for the epic, and guerilla for the real USA
me : quiet and crazy insomniac, photographer, getaway driver, a&f overnight employee ha
steve mink : friend, bum, party conosieur, wrestling champion, and all around bad ass handicapped dude
so we went to cinci for billy badasses backyard wrestling birthday bash. anyways steve drank about 30 beers over the course of the night+one shot of whiskey. so halfway through the night the wrestling began and these guys weren't fucking around. billy vs. tony (tony is twice billy's size) 150 lbs vs 280 lbs. billy as well as tony were smashed with fluorescent light bulbs. billy was body slammed through two bulbs set up on chairs. so the long and the short of it is, billy won. both were bloodied with shards of glass riddled throughout their bodies. after a while franz was challenged by steve for a wrestling match. franz conceded and steve started attacking people with his walking cane. then steve acted like he passed out and people proceeded to cary him down the stairs to put him on the couch. then a lesbian that had just had a son kissed steve. we prodded him for a while and then he got up and attacked errol. this obviously was a mistake for steve. first off he has no balance and is extremely strong. so he went after errol and was pushed back, he lost his balance and totally fell through a coffee table. after a minute he got back up and attacked errol with the cane and smashed the ceiling tiles and nearly knocked over a computer. he came around and apologized to errol. then we drove home and was in bed by about 7 am. time to sleep and go to work on sunday night.
all in all it was good and all on videotape for the addtv dvd production.......
i'll leave you with this
steve officiating the match between billy and tony
franz: friend, videographer, sabateur, idea man, anti wal mart activist, and madman behind addtv
errol: friend, crazy collected maniac, landscaper, musician for the epic, and guerilla for the real USA
me : quiet and crazy insomniac, photographer, getaway driver, a&f overnight employee ha
steve mink : friend, bum, party conosieur, wrestling champion, and all around bad ass handicapped dude
so we went to cinci for billy badasses backyard wrestling birthday bash. anyways steve drank about 30 beers over the course of the night+one shot of whiskey. so halfway through the night the wrestling began and these guys weren't fucking around. billy vs. tony (tony is twice billy's size) 150 lbs vs 280 lbs. billy as well as tony were smashed with fluorescent light bulbs. billy was body slammed through two bulbs set up on chairs. so the long and the short of it is, billy won. both were bloodied with shards of glass riddled throughout their bodies. after a while franz was challenged by steve for a wrestling match. franz conceded and steve started attacking people with his walking cane. then steve acted like he passed out and people proceeded to cary him down the stairs to put him on the couch. then a lesbian that had just had a son kissed steve. we prodded him for a while and then he got up and attacked errol. this obviously was a mistake for steve. first off he has no balance and is extremely strong. so he went after errol and was pushed back, he lost his balance and totally fell through a coffee table. after a minute he got back up and attacked errol with the cane and smashed the ceiling tiles and nearly knocked over a computer. he came around and apologized to errol. then we drove home and was in bed by about 7 am. time to sleep and go to work on sunday night.
all in all it was good and all on videotape for the addtv dvd production.......
i'll leave you with this
steve officiating the match between billy and tony
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
kellyjanice:
well thank you very much
nellichaos:
i will definatly be out and about at comfest at some point this weekend, but right now things are looking sort of crazy. it is also gay pride this weekend and while i personally am not gay, a couple of my best friends are and i must help them celebrate their pride with a room at the hyatt and lots of free booze. why must everything cool be the same weekend?