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Thursday Jul 14, 2005

Jul 14, 2005
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Ranch Dressing,

Where have you been all my life? Your creamy goodness has always been within my grasp, but always out of reach. You're cool regardless of the temperature. I can't describe the taste, I can only say that I like it. In moderation, of course - too much can spoil a good thing as it turns out. I can use you in so many ways. As a salad dressing, as a dipping sauce. Is it wrong to want to call you Ranch Sauce?

Mmm Ranch Sauce, I Love You

~Trilo~

Edited to add - Apple's new iPod Flea
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helper:
ranch is the scent of my new antiperspirant (mennen)...no, that's not it, my new antidepressant (ranchamine). really, why would they name a flavor after a locale famous for animal feces and offal? shocked

my cousin bought an ipod flea, accidentally swallowed it, the recovery process was, well...let's say there was a lot of ranch dressing involved & he got an ipod tapeworm from the microscopic i-eggs playing the music from the ipod commercial puke
Jul 16, 2005
helper:
I think they should have an 'enemies list' feature.
Jul 16, 2005

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