Tuesday Feb 28, 2006

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Sometimes news headlines are just too hilarious. I'm sure the storeis behind them are plenty serious, but who wants that?

"Mass killer too psychotic for execution"
That's right - he's too crazy to kill!"

"A 28ft giant squid goes on public display in London"
But when *I* do it, it's called public indecency.

"Rio carnival hits its own rhythm"
Is that news to anyone anywhere?

"Texas redistricting heads to high court"
But what about the bodies?

"Bird flu kills cat in Germany"
Birds everywhere are saying 'about fucking time!!!'

"Bourbon Street Throbs"
Sexiest headline EVARRR!!!

That's all I've got, how about you?

~Trilo~

Edited to add: I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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laceyglove:
That's very cool. I am jealous. Yeah, he's writing is simply amazing. Each time i listen to his songs, i hear something different in the guitar.

Take care kiss
allegory:
I have discovered that the ONLY way to get these bitches written is to just SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND WRITE!!!! tongue That's my secret!!! If you want any help, a kick in your bum, or a word of encouragement (with a spanking, of course biggrin ) I can be there as a friend (with a cat-o-nine for you... tongue

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