trilobyte

Sometimes news headlines are just too hilarious. I'm sure the storeis behind them are plenty serious, but who wants that?

"Mass killer too psychotic for execution"
That's right - he's too crazy to kill!"

"A 28ft giant squid goes on public display in London"
But when *I* do it, it's called public indecency.

"Rio carnival hits its own rhythm"
Is that news to anyone anywhere?

"Texas redistricting heads to high court"
But what about the bodies?

"Bird flu kills cat in Germany"
Birds everywhere are saying 'about fucking time!!!'

"Bourbon Street Throbs"
Sexiest headline EVARRR!!!

That's all I've got, how about you?

~Trilo~

Edited to add: I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!