Dear Laundry,

I hate you. Fuck off and die!

Love,

Trilo

No, really. I hate doing laundry. It's not that I can never figure it out, or that it's beneath me, it's just that I hate having to do it. I like wearing clean clothes, too, so you'd think I'd be down with the process.

One day when I reach some level of wealth and success, I think that rather than living in some gigantic or elaborate estate, I'd rather live in something a big more modest, but fully staffed.

What seemingly normal task in your life is the bane of your existence?

~Trilo~