A story my friend relayed to me last night (in his words):
" So riding on the bus today I noticed a morman and started to grit my teeth a little. My stop comes up before he can say anything to me, I do not mind their religion as long as they do not try to push it on me, but then he gets off the bus at my stop. I am walking down the street and he approaches me:
' Have you found the book of Jesus? ' he asks me.
I turn to him: ' You wanna buy a dime bag? '
He looks a little taken bag and then asks: ' How much? '
So I sold him some pot! "
This is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard in my life!
I had to share.
" So riding on the bus today I noticed a morman and started to grit my teeth a little. My stop comes up before he can say anything to me, I do not mind their religion as long as they do not try to push it on me, but then he gets off the bus at my stop. I am walking down the street and he approaches me:
' Have you found the book of Jesus? ' he asks me.
I turn to him: ' You wanna buy a dime bag? '
He looks a little taken bag and then asks: ' How much? '
So I sold him some pot! "
This is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard in my life!
I had to share.
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antiprincess:
That is freaking hilarious. I love it.
dave_h:
I don't remember you even leaving. I had a good time it was awesome hanging out with you.