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Far away land full of delights & beauty where all of your wishes....wait, what...oh, Redwood City

SG Since 2003

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Sunday Jun 08, 2003

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Best line I some guy tell his friends tonight after hitting on some chick:

" I swear I didn't know she was a lesbian! "

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ndoki:
i love that one...
really, it softens the blow of rejection...

i'm guilty of using the "eyes, windows to the soul" bit, um, "pardon me, i've lost my number, can i borrow yours"

i have others, but they work for me, so i keep them to myself...there...
Jun 8, 2003
velvetkither:
what about
" i vomited when see talked cause she had the stank breath"
Jun 8, 2003

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