Best line I some guy tell his friends tonight after hitting on some chick:
" I swear I didn't know she was a lesbian! "
" I swear I didn't know she was a lesbian! "
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really, it softens the blow of rejection...
i'm guilty of using the "eyes, windows to the soul" bit, um, "pardon me, i've lost my number, can i borrow yours"
i have others, but they work for me, so i keep them to myself...there...
" i vomited when see talked cause she had the stank breath"