My friend and her brazirs are doing a fashion show for the Dom Dominion International Fetish Convention this week. She asked me to be one of her models. I said sure. I also didn't realize that the show is going to be at the main fetish ball on friday night. Main. International. Me in front of a whole lot of people 
I can see it now, I am going to walk onto the stage, have a heart attack and stroke simotaniously while losing control of my bowels, throwing up all over myself and passing out!
Can you tell I am not a large fan of standing up in front of people? Did I mention I am going to be practically naked?
Anyone want to come and see me make a spectacle of myself?
On a side note: I hate bugs, they creep me out, they are the one thing I am really girlie and squeamish about. And the Godzilla of mosquito eaters is in the court yard of my office. Don't give me that shit about they are harmless, they still creep me out and this thing is huge! I guess I will be smoking out front tonight.
I can see it now, I am going to walk onto the stage, have a heart attack and stroke simotaniously while losing control of my bowels, throwing up all over myself and passing out!
Can you tell I am not a large fan of standing up in front of people? Did I mention I am going to be practically naked?
Anyone want to come and see me make a spectacle of myself?
On a side note: I hate bugs, they creep me out, they are the one thing I am really girlie and squeamish about. And the Godzilla of mosquito eaters is in the court yard of my office. Don't give me that shit about they are harmless, they still creep me out and this thing is huge! I guess I will be smoking out front tonight.
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gah. whatevah--we're allowed some phobias, are we not?!?
i suck for not going to prom--blame it on hormones and meds and being generally off-my-fuckin-rocker....i did go to DG this week, which was interesting (ahem)
some bitches had to get schooled, and good thing i was htere to do it. well, OK, only one....but hey.
security was entertained--i was wasted!!
: D
what's new with ya chica???