
Background info:
Ok I work at a hell hole known as White spot (bland family restaurant)
I'm a host which is the shittiest job they have (other then dishwasher <i> maybe </i>

Ok so heres what happened:
I had a waiting list, the lobby was full, I was QUITE busy taking names, keeping track on how long people have been waiting, bussing tables, food running, answering questions etc..
So this guy comes up to me, asks for a table for 4, tell me his names Murphy.
So I put him on the list and carry on with my duties, I sat a few people and when I get back to my podium he comes up to me all pissed off that I hadn't sat him yet, I tell him that there are still others in front of him and that the wait wont be much longer.
He starts FREAKING OUT, yelling that I'm incompetent and stupid for sitting a table of two before a table of four (hes by himself by the way, his friends hadn't gotten here yet). I explain to him we go in the order of the list and get him the manager.
He screams at the manager for a bit, so we just go ahead and give him the next table thats free, skipping him ahead in line.
And when the server gets to him he doesn't even want to eat, hes having a meeting and waiting for the others to arrive, he just wants water. This fucking asshole wants to use our fucking restaurant as his own personal conference room. FOR FREE. Not only does he demand to jump ahead in line but he expects to use one of our large tables during lunch rush with a full lobby and a waiting list but he wants it for free, not even buying something to drink (waters free).
Obviously we can't let him do this, the servers pissed that they lose tip money (15% of nothing ain't much). So the manager goes over to the guy and very politely tells him that if hes going to stay that he HAS to order SOMETHING. Which is entirely reasonable. You know what the guy does? He picks up his glass of water and TROWS IT AGAINST A WALL. MOTHER FUCKER. AND ON HIS WAY OUT, HE <UL>HITS</UL> ME WITH HIS MOTHERFUNKIN BREIFCASE. Some people, eh?
I hate white spot.
