tribeofone

So Murphy seems to be making me his Bitch again.

A side note to give you a frame of reference, many people I know have called me on and off today all day long including a few that decided to wake me up asking me all the same crap, it is April 15th what do I have to do with Taxes today? And the questions have come on and off all day long Somewhere in the cosmos I am racking up some serious blowjobs to be paid in the future points in droves all day long. It gets really annoying when the 12th person asks you the same freaking question in 30 minutes and then starts into some longwinded story that has no bearings on the facts and won't let you shut them up to tell them that you answered that question and no story is needed or desired, compensation in any form would however, be greatly appreciated. My phone was on the charger 3 times today just to keep it working and all that before 9pm when I started having phone calls from Korea. So enjoy the current cluster fuck.

I got my ass back to Texas. I am crashing here with one of my uncles in Keller, Texas. I was told to get a criminal background check run in Texas rather than in Georgia. The only time I was ever arrested for anything was in Texas just over six months ago over a bunch of crap. Ok, so I was arrested for being asleep, and consequently shaken down by the City of Richardson, Texas for a few hundred dollars and given a differed adjudicated sentence if I behave for 6 months. The fun part is that six months ends on the 20 somethingith of April. I am having to run a state level criminal background check on myself to go to Korea and have it to them before that date...and have it apostilled (Note: If you ever want to experience a serious case of fuming inner rage and frustration try to do this when time is not a factor and when you don't live in Texas.) I discovered that unlike what the recruiter was telling me you can not have this run by going to the local police station and asking them to run it for you. (You know do something that was his or her job, but is now someone else's due to our need to have digital everything.) I discovered that, in Texas, as well as a few other states you must first contact the local state police, here lovingly called the Department of Public Safety. They will then explain that you must contact a private company to get yourself finger printed. That Company's website will tell you that they only accept checks and cashier's checks for services, no cash, no plastic, and that you must schedule and appointment at one of their offices to have yourself electronically fingerprinted, and added to a large private but publicly accessable database. Never mind, the fact that fingerprinting is now an obsolete method of identification and that if you question this just do what I did and type "faking fingerprints" into Google to get 167,000 results. Included in the first 10 are at least 5 sites showing you how including a video instruction method posted on YouTube. And don't even think about the concept of a for profit company being the one that maintains this service and database, and the Orwellian aspects of that, not until you've had 3 or 4 good stiff drinks. Oh and yeah that appointment has to be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance, but since your special and got run around all day by various state and local police and other agencies your now discovering this fact at just after 11pm local time and the soonest you can be booked for an appointment that is only 17 miles away is over 36 hours from now and you really wanted it done before you went to sleep tonight but that you must now wait until Wednesday afternoon to do what you wanted to have started today which was Monday. I then have to get my results of the entering into the system to the DPS office across town and submit a request to have a state level background check run, this also costs some nominal fee, but being the state I am sure that they will take it in any form that I have it in. I will however, be checking the DPS website to confirm this. I then will need to road trip it to Austin to be at the Secretary of State of Texas Office before like 2pm to have this background check Apostilled. In simple English, rubberstamped with a big enough stamp to say that this is a legitamite document and not a forgery. I then take this stack of rubberstamped crap that says I got arrested for sleeping in the wrong place at the wrong time, obviously you need to be worried about my dangerous criminal history, but even that might not show up. So this stack of crap and my college diploma get shipped off to Korea and then I wait on my Visa to be half approved. At which time I will be invited to go to Houston to have a face to face interview with the Korean Consulate who takes my passport and stamps it in some official manner that says I can hang out in Korea for a year and teach English. Oh and all of this needs to happen in the next few weeks as they want me in Korea teaching ASAFP. Let's not talk about the fact that I interviewed with another school in Korea tonight. Well not really another school, more like the same school in a different city that is closer to the area I wanted to be in, in the first freaking place. I have a few different rides to Austin all have various strings attached. I still need to finish unloading my POD and sort through what I am taking verses what goes into storage and what gets shipped rather than travels with me. I need to get the Korean language pattern to stick in my head enough to know that what I am hearing is actually Korean or Hangul, rather than some Generic Asian Language that is not Japanese, but sounds sort of close. Add to all of this the fact I, am almost out of money and need this job to start ASAFP to not worry about filing for bankruptcy, as I am simply out of money after living on credit for over a year. And as a Final note add to all of this that I am feeling extra horny and well have no one to direct it towards, no real privacy and you get a very armed horny man that is trying to leave the country before going bankrupt and still trying to get a good grasp on the sounds of the Korean language.

Then my recruiter called and set up another interview with for a different school closer to the area of Korea that I asked to be in. I have no real idea of what is going onI think I just changed schools and cities. I just need to make my paper and bang some Asian Booty.

Picture if you can my bald, (Oh yeah, I shaved my head and my face, I left the eyelashes and brows but everything else went away, and goes away every other day.) Uncle Fester looking self, shows up in Korea, broke, horny, grumpy, and generally unable to speak the language and teaching children English. That is my current plan for how I am going to spend my summer months. I already have ideas about Asian women and Bondage as a Dom that likes rope work it is fun. But I have a feeling that I might almost consider feeling pity the first few women I get a hold of in Korea, and then I realize that unless they are very fluent in English I am going to stuck with plain vanilla sex until I can at least get naughty Korean down. Where is that watchtower in Austin again????