Due to my lack of desire to experience being ass raped, I am resigning my position with my current employer today. Some people may wonder what work and being ass raped have in common. The explaination is simple I work as an accountant, and being the most junior member of staff I am the most likely patsy if anything goes wrong. In prison you get ass raped. I noticed things going wrong and have decided to report it to the owners and resign, as it is safer than working for a CFO that lies. Rather than being a party to fraud, getting busted, and consequently sold for a candy bar to someone I don't know and getting ass raped. 