Lately I have this amazing ability to be attracted to women that fall into three different categories:
1) Women that have complete douchebag boyfriends.
2) Women that are completely batshit crazy.
3) Some combination of the above two, up to and including women that recently had complete douchebag boyfriends.
It's pretty annoying.
p.s.: If you're reading this, you aren't a douchebag. Just so you know.
p.p.s.: Most of you failed at sending me exciting text messages. My number is in the last one, so you can try again! or try, as the case may be.
I think I need a vacation or something.
1) Women that have complete douchebag boyfriends.
2) Women that are completely batshit crazy.
3) Some combination of the above two, up to and including women that recently had complete douchebag boyfriends.
It's pretty annoying.
p.s.: If you're reading this, you aren't a douchebag. Just so you know.
p.p.s.: Most of you failed at sending me exciting text messages. My number is in the last one, so you can try again! or try, as the case may be.
I think I need a vacation or something.
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dez:
Sadly, I can relate... just change women to men, boyfriend to girlfriend and include the fact that I'm almost guaranteed to fall completely in love with them... they need to invent some sort of pill...
lackluster:
bitches aint shit but hos and tricks.