Dear rural mountain dwellers of these here United States:
FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU
Why do people live in the middle of nowhere? More importantly, why do said nowhere livers choose to buy my company's equipment like all the time? Why can't these people live somewhere cool?
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fuckers.
FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU
Why do people live in the middle of nowhere? More importantly, why do said nowhere livers choose to buy my company's equipment like all the time? Why can't these people live somewhere cool?
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fuckers.
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Ahem.
We will be "rural mountain dwellers" very soon.
The middle of nowhere isn't cool?
Maybe we'll order a whole bunch of shit from your company!
By the way - I know EXACTLY where my liver is!