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I hate talking work
The new Shins album is good
I'm fucking tired
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lackluster:
maybe just the one i posted that would be awesome smile smile
lackluster:
i never liked the shins, i think they are getting better as time goes on. on the other hand, "when i goosestep" is probably the most adorable song ive ever heard in my life.
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I'm thinking about applying for a local job with one of the companies that my company contracts through. I'd be doing service instead of installation, making way more, getting regular vacation time, and probably working more of a regular work week. Oh, and way less travel. I wouldn't be getting weeks off in a row though, but I think those days are over seeing as...
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acet:
I couldn't help but notice you listen to a lot of girly Portland music.
dez:
Damn, them's fightin words!

But seriously, it sounds pretty good... doesn't it? If it starts to eat your soul you can always leave right?
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Dear rural mountain dwellers of these here United States:

FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU

Why do people live in the middle of nowhere? More importantly, why do said nowhere livers choose to buy my company's equipment like all the time? Why can't these people live somewhere cool?

asdfjkl;asjdfl;asjdl;fakjsd;fljkasld;f

fuckers.
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afterbirth:
Um.
Ahem.
We will be "rural mountain dwellers" very soon.
The middle of nowhere isn't cool?

Maybe we'll order a whole bunch of shit from your company!

By the way - I know EXACTLY where my liver is!
afterbirth:
I was joking you know...
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Well, I'm not sure what that Dio nonsense was about. Last night I got to hang out with Maxx, bean, rawr_ima_monster, some other people that are probably on SG but I didn't really talk to and/or get their member names, and some locals. It was fun times. Hanging out with people is awesome.
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alyssum:
Chris, the brunet boy...medium build and height, big ol' baritone voice.
samling:
you shut up.
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Ronnie James Dio is the clincher.

The Ass Clincher.
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afterbirth:
Yeah, four-foot tall geriatirics!
tongue
wren:
The crazy part is that I'm not even sure where I picked that up. I just started doing it. surreal
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Adventures in Dumbassery

Late last night I accidentally impaled my foot on an exacto knife. It went in pretty deep but it stopped bleeding relatively quickly, which is expected seeing as how I have Wolverine healing powers. It sure hurts like hell though. Maybe I should have went to a doctor or something so I can get out of work tomorrow?

Back when I was...
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hopey:
You had the exacto out.................for your figurines.

You're the jerk.
bean:
omg well bether ineliek 10hrs


















imight sitll be drrjnk
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Tawnya's going away thing last night was pretty fun. Especially getting to hang out with hatefulerin. Even though things didn't work out with us it's good to know that we can still hang out and continue to make crass jokes at other people's expense without things being weird. I'm thankful for her friendship and to know that I have the ability to be...
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afterbirth:
Well you can't expect to get rich as a chimbley sweep...
estrada:
Workers of the world: UNITE!
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Electricity scares the bejeezus out of me. I need to find a new line of work.

In other news, conquering Gaul is really fucking hard. Germania always tries to get in your business, and then the Senate gets all huffy that you're expanding too quickly. Then there's Carthage. Fuck Carthage.
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akirali:
Civilization 4?

p.s. have you heard the latest Watchmen movie news?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

SECRET RORSCHACH, HIDDEN WATCHMEN?
03.09.07
By Devin Faraci
Contributing sources: Cigarette Burns

Udated at the bottom!

Alert reader Tony Cigarette Burns sends this message:

Devin,

Thanks to the powers of YouTube, some extended trailer of 300 has made its way onto the net:




Now I know what you're saying, who cares, right? Scroll to 1:52 into the trailer for this beauty:



Well that's certainly Rorschach from Watchmen, Zack Snyder's next scheduled project. But is this for real? The uncut trailer is - it's essentially what was shown at Comic Con in 2006, the footage that got everyone so hyped. The person who put it on YouTube claims to have gotten it from someone on the 300 street team, and some poking around has revealed that it's quite possible that a DVD with this footage was given out at Wonder Con last weekend. The footage was uploaded to YouTube BEFORE Wonder Con, so that couldn't be where it came from specifically, but that doesn't mean the street team didn't get this in the mail early as a thank you.

So while the main body of the trailer is authentic, and not just something someone cobbled together from other 300 trailers, I can't vouch for whether that Rorschach was put there as a fun hint from Zack Snyder - and it wouldn't be beyond him to do that, I feel - or if some guy with too much time on his hands inserted it himself. I tried to find Watchmen fan films where that image might have come from, but no luck so far.

We'll keep probing to see if this is a real thing or an elaborate (and kind of cool) hoax.

UPDATED! This email just arrived in my inbox, with what sounds like confirmation of the reality of this:

I got my copy of this 300 trailer on DVD from Streetwise, a company based out of LA, whom I've been doing street marketing for well over 6 years. And indeed, that shot is on my DVD if gone through frame by frame. Gotta love Snyder.
-M


Heres a copy of the image if you don't feel like scrolling in the trailer (p.s. it's at 3:38 because this version has the time counting down instead of up)

and here's a link to the original story.

hopey:
How the fuck did you get in SG black?!?!

You NEED to come through on tuesday, i made an event in PDX.

Annnnnnd, i'd call that position IMPOSSIBLE! The ass fucker woul have VERY limited movement for you to be able to keep you finger in their ass. Have you seen or done this?
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I cleaned and vacuumed my car today. Washed it, even. Now I know you're probably saying to yourself something like "Why on god's green Earth, oh citizen of one of the rainiest cities in the country, decide to wash your car in the middle of winter?". Well upon my return from Montana this morning I discovered that a neighboring tree had decided to pollinate my...
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geckogirl:
note to self: start dirt boobs website
throttlebitch:
Is the back seat not so sticky anymore? I guess plants think your car is sexy.
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Remember back a really long time ago when I had that totally awesome profile picture of me making that face up there? (hint: not the Ricky Bobby picture) I kind of liked that picture; trying to recreate it proved an exercise in futility. Looks like I need to get a good camera again.

Last Friday was loads of fun. I miss hanging out with people....
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unravled:
I think I'm just going to start yelling that in the middle of sex.
judypatricia:
If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.
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I'm annoyed that 300 isn't going to be playing at the IMAX in Seattle. I guess they don't wanna cut all those profits they're making off of Bugs 3D and Antarctica. whatever

I'm in Butt, Montana. There's absolutely nothing exciting about that.

I'll be very sad to see Tawnya leave this weekend. You guys should be at her going away party this Friday if you can!
after_monday:
Uhm, KoRn unplugged?! WTF.
null:
Dude, get a fried pork chop sandwich at Pork Chop John's. It's the only redeeming thing about Butte.
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I made a poop joke within a poop joke just now.

Fear my skills.
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rice:
I refuse to believe you until I see this"joke in a joke" in print.
merritt:
To completely misquote one Mr. Ian McKaye in both word and spirit...

"I've got the chub edge!"