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Dear people,

Stop being so ridiculous.

No, on second thought, keep it up. At least you're entertaining.

love,
me
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afterbirth:
Hey, where'd you paste the Last.FM code to get it next to your profile pic????
rice:
I second that emotion. Retards!...
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Pirates Tavern is almost good enough to make me want to move to Portland. Vegan country fried steak!
geckogirl:
you went! i cant believe they are still open!
i think they are kind of like the kind-hearted but soft-headed boy next door.
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I saw Grindhouse tonight. I really liked Planet Terror, but I was less than impressed with Death Proof.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Death Proof could have easily been condensed to about 20 minutes of awesome car chases. The first bunch of girls that he stalks were only mildly entertaining, but the second bunch had me literally minutes away from walking out of the theater. They...
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mrcrisp:
hey, finally got my discs in the mail today, installing now. i've got night study watch from 20 to 22 (my favorite!) so i doubt i'll be able to play at all tonight. hell, i'll have to hit the mess hall before 1830 if i even want to eat tonight. so yeah, i'll spend the next couple of hours installing and setting up my account again. maybe play a tiny bit, but nothing substantial. i'll definitely try to get on in the afternoons and weekends. when are you going to be on?

also, good luck with the edumacation and housing. got to love those college parties! just, you know, watch out for the highschool kids. bad times right there.
hopey:
I asked you how grindhouse was............i never heard back.

I would totally take you in a fist off.
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Today it occurred to me, out of the blue, that if I can get federal or state aid I could probably go to school and live off of my GI bill and/or a combination of GI bill and a crappy minimum wage job. So I'm going to do that. Seriously.
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fractured:
Cool, I hope that turns out to be a great life-changing decisions for you.
throttlebitch:
That's so gay.
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"This place is a Nazi fucking republic, man. Do you have any idea how hard it is to close a deal here? Do you know how hard it is to close a deal here? DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO CLOSE A FUCKING DEAL HERE?"

-really drunk old business man outside my hotel room, on cell phone

California is hilarious....
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lackluster:
haha like when you fully didnt believe me about my sisters brain sugery and that dude jacking off over a balcony looking down at me in Hollywood?
lackluster:
why do you have to be such a negative nancy?
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I had a crap day today. Stupidity is infuriating.

I implore you, denizens of the internets, to go forth and entertain me.






In other news: I had a dream last night where I was a lawyer defending a Tyranid claim on a planet being colonized by Earth. It was like Stranger in a Strange Land meets Warhammer 40k. Is there a point where you should...
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after_monday:
I would be kinda happy if you were stalking me.
lackluster:
DOOFY SPOOFER TOILET
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Minnesota was ungodly cold. Lake Superior was FROZEN. WITH ICE. It's almost April and they were getting freezing rain. I'd hate to see what the real winter is like there. It doesn't get that shitty in Seattle ever, much less at the end of March. While I was there I discovered that I kind of like midwestern accents...does that make me weird? Really I like...
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afterbirth:
Did you find either?
You're getting cd's not vinyl I assume...
They're both readily available.
I'm surprised you had any trouble.
But I'm serious about getting both.
They are VERY different - even some different versions of the same song (White Riot).
freckle:
really all three of those places will cost you about the same. you can get cheap airfare to japan, but the hotels are crazy. you can get good deals on uk airfare if you don't care when you fly, but depending on where you go (london) the hotels are also pretty expensive. to australia the airfare is pricey, but the hotels aren't so bad. food is though, careful on that.
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Alright, here's the 40k stuff. I'm not completely finished with them; I forgot to flock the bases (meaning put the grassy looking stuff on) and I need to do some minor touching up. I would have finished that tonight but I have to get up at the butt crack of dawn to go to Duluth, Minnesota in the morning and I really wanted to get...
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after_monday:
Take a picture of one!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

I am in mexico!
after_monday:
Fuck dude! I gotta get back home!
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I started painting Warhammer 40,000 figures again!

I'll post some pictures when I finish this batch. Because I know you guys care so much. wink
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qwerty:
Dude, a cum shot that goes through buildings? that's pretty freaking sweet.
(I'm referring to the horse, not you) blush
wren:
Please let me know when you post pictures. Seriously.
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Observation of the night:

Your hair is not your anus.
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after_monday:
Your image is borking who?
is image code for roommate?

That hickey is gnarly!
make sex average roommate!
make sex!
afterbirth:
Oh!
I thought you said ON my anus!!!!

blush
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Rocky marathon at my place tomorrow.

and probably Sunday too, since I'm going to Mama's/Shorty's tomorrow evening.
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lackluster:
ill be over at like four or so probably.
alyssum:
Wow, really? I thought that was something that a guy couldn't earn his pubic hair till he watched.