traviss

This week, I have learnt the following harsh life lessons:

Gravesend sucks.
London rules.
Missing the party is always more shitty than you think it will be.
Once you leave London, you might as well fall off the Earth.
I am a mug.
If you say EVERY girl you go out with is mental, the problem probably lies at home.
I'm as employable as Harold Shipman.
Money dictates everything we do.
I've gone passed having a bad day and am now having a bad month.

Rant over.