travelinfool

been gone for a week, did U miss me???

anyway, a week at the beach w/o internet. kind of nice really, being out of touch for a while.

I partied like a rock star on mon and tuesday... then got deadly ill on wed night. i suffered from what polite society terms... the shits!!!
thursday I was so dehydrated I was hallucinatory. i drank water and got better
i projectile vomited friday night.
I was sitting on the toilet and got that little *twinge* you feel when you might puke.
i said to myself, i said "self... you aren't even queasy... why are you BLAAAAAAAAGGH!!!!!"
the entire contents of my stomach exited my mouth at a velocity never seen before. in one fell swoop...er.. puke.. i jetted a gallon of... ick... across the bathroom in an almost flat trajectory striking squarely on the door right below the handle. it was actually kind of cool (if it wasn't for the whole being SICK thing... ) , the first thing i though of was The Exorcist


i felt fine before the puking
i felt fine after the puking
it was spontaneous and unprovoked.
it must have been caused by evil fairies or underpants gnomes..
weird......

anyway, i'm back (wish I wasn't) and am feeling much better now.

better beach stories to follow...