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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in...
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An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing...
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BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the wine at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into...
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Peace Quotes:

The following was respectfully copied from the Global Coalition for Peace's website at: http://home.earthlink.net/~coalition4peace/newgcfppage_2.htm

PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone, It is...
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I have seen the debates.

Bush and Kerry make me want to Ralph.

Too bad Nader dose not have a snowball's chance in Hell.

Decisions decisions...

A symbolic vote of conscience.

OR

Try to tip the scales to the lesser of the two evils.

OR

To the worst, out of spite.

Hmmmmmm...

I hate Columbus day.
Christopher Columbus was a murderer and a rapist.
I'm glad that he is dead.

Saints sing.

Atoms sing,

The pure, clean hymn of physics,

The constant and everlasting ohm.

Listen to how the very atoms sing.

The constant and everlasting name of God,

Joyfully and forever below the silence.


Saints sing,

The praises of God forever,

On their lips,

And in their hearts,

The loveliness of God's work,

God's atoms,

Of which God's saints are made.

All of creation...
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My dog, Bit (short for Bitch) died today.

What a bitch.

She can go hang with Rodney now.

Also my personal hero, George Burns, who shared my birthday, or I shared his, he was already in his 70's when I was born.

Hey Rodney, if you're reading this blow Bit a shottie, she loves that.

(They MUST have SSG in Heaven, certainly in Hell)

(Hell,...
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Creatures die.

Stars die.

Galaxies die.

The whole universe will die.

Yet I want her to live forever.