Looking for a girlfriend. Must like introverts who love horror movies, heavy music, comics and vid'ya games. For your bday I'll make you the best pizza and cake you've ever had. Our 1st date will probably involve White Russians. Probably at some point we'll both talk about how handsome Trent Reznor is. You'll wonder why I like Diet Coke so much, then you'll eventually be cool with it. You'll see my giant CD and DVD collections and think "This guy is stuck in the past, and I love it!" You'll definitely notice that I quote The Simpsons every day, and perhaps you'll join in. And, most important, you'll notice that I'm a sorta rad guy, like a good burger and milkshake on a warm X-mas morning sort of rad.
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