trahern

Well, I've got my login problems all sorted out (thanks muchly le, it was indeed the very-wrong-clock), so here I am, doing the public thing. Hi there.

I'm technically an American. I've just been here since I was six. Haven't been back. Should probably do that at some point. I'm told LA is full of girls that would be perfect for me. I've yet to decide if that is good or bad. In any case, a British education has installed gentlemanly-behaviour software into this US model. Wierd stuff.

If I don't ramble, I'll have to admit I don't do enough with my life. Can't have that.

Another thing I can't have is favourite suicidegirls, until I've looked at every single frelling photo here. And I spend a surprising amount of time doing stuff that doesn't involve ogling gorgeousness and playing with myself, so bear with me, ladies.

Yes, the first thing I downloaded were the naughtier videos. F&J kissing is my fave. There's chemistry there, which is what I have with that married girl I'm currently nuts about. Everyone seems to be getting married these days. Bloody annoying. I may have to start dating girls half my age before I reach my midlife crisis...except that'd be illegal, of course. Still, schoolgirl uniforms...

I'll shut up now.