Under tonight's full moon, I think I have finally settled on the final version of my Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines soundtrack. For some reason this final version refuses to be written to CD, grr.
Bonus Malkavian Material!
Smiling Jack: What? Oh man, and you're a god-damned Malkavian, too! Wow, you really are fucked!
Newscaster: In other news, an apparent third victim of the SOuthland Slasher has prompted the closing of the Santa Monica pier, where the body was found earlier tonight. Investigators say the scene closely mirrors the slayings in Glendale and Longbeach. In both cases the bodies of the victims were discribed as "ripped, torn, bloody entrails smeared upon the walls, splatter on broken windows, feet in wierd places, murder, murder, murder."
A robbery gone bad at the Surfside Diner left several dead after the attempts by the would-be robbers were thwarted by a diner patron-turned-vigilante. Witnesses saw the vigilante run from the diner after they were alerted by the sound of gunfire from inside. Police have stated that vigillanteism will not be tolerated, and they know it was you.
Several dead in a beach house in Santa Monica tonight. Police suspect the slayings were carried out during a drug deal gone bad. They suspect this may be the work of vampires and...hey. Have you seen any vampires around here?
The Ankharan Sarcophagus, delivered to the LA Museum of Natural History early this morning, was stolen just hours before experts could examine its contents. Several security guards were killed during the robbery, making this the bloodiest robbery in the museum's 70-year history. An investigation is underway, murdurer. They will find you.
A shootout at a popular Chinatown underground club tonight left several dead and wounded, after shots were exchanged between a local gang and you. The club, Glaze, was a known hangout for one of Chinatown's largest street gangs, but was also a popular hangout for local club kids. One witness stated that the exchange was all like "Powpow! Ah! Take that! Oh, ya got me! Ooh, you wascilly wabbit! Take that! Blam! Aiee!"
The story of the Ankharan Sarcophagus took an even more bizarre turn, when Professor Anders Johansen went missing from his hotel room earlier today. Evidence of a struggle at the professor's room in the Empire Hotel indicated to investigators that Johansen was abducted. Johansen's family has recieved no demands yet, and there is speculation that his disappearance, and the earlier theft of the Ankharan Sarcophagus, are related. Police officials have gone on record as saying "Don't worry, that crazy bastard will save him."
Did you hear the one about the tuna and the chef? A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant and says to the chef "Hey, you killed my father!" The chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish." The tuna thinks about it, and says "Then I challange you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever." "And if I win?" asked the chef. "You can feed me to your customers." the tuna replies. So the chef and tuna play chess. Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves, the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like I win." says the tuna. The chef nods, and plunges his knife into the fish's belly. "But I won!" says the tuna, as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts. "So did your father." says the chef. *laughter* Good night, and have a pleasent evening.
Bonus Malkavian Material!
Smiling Jack: What? Oh man, and you're a god-damned Malkavian, too! Wow, you really are fucked!
Newscaster: In other news, an apparent third victim of the SOuthland Slasher has prompted the closing of the Santa Monica pier, where the body was found earlier tonight. Investigators say the scene closely mirrors the slayings in Glendale and Longbeach. In both cases the bodies of the victims were discribed as "ripped, torn, bloody entrails smeared upon the walls, splatter on broken windows, feet in wierd places, murder, murder, murder."
A robbery gone bad at the Surfside Diner left several dead after the attempts by the would-be robbers were thwarted by a diner patron-turned-vigilante. Witnesses saw the vigilante run from the diner after they were alerted by the sound of gunfire from inside. Police have stated that vigillanteism will not be tolerated, and they know it was you.
Several dead in a beach house in Santa Monica tonight. Police suspect the slayings were carried out during a drug deal gone bad. They suspect this may be the work of vampires and...hey. Have you seen any vampires around here?
The Ankharan Sarcophagus, delivered to the LA Museum of Natural History early this morning, was stolen just hours before experts could examine its contents. Several security guards were killed during the robbery, making this the bloodiest robbery in the museum's 70-year history. An investigation is underway, murdurer. They will find you.
A shootout at a popular Chinatown underground club tonight left several dead and wounded, after shots were exchanged between a local gang and you. The club, Glaze, was a known hangout for one of Chinatown's largest street gangs, but was also a popular hangout for local club kids. One witness stated that the exchange was all like "Powpow! Ah! Take that! Oh, ya got me! Ooh, you wascilly wabbit! Take that! Blam! Aiee!"
The story of the Ankharan Sarcophagus took an even more bizarre turn, when Professor Anders Johansen went missing from his hotel room earlier today. Evidence of a struggle at the professor's room in the Empire Hotel indicated to investigators that Johansen was abducted. Johansen's family has recieved no demands yet, and there is speculation that his disappearance, and the earlier theft of the Ankharan Sarcophagus, are related. Police officials have gone on record as saying "Don't worry, that crazy bastard will save him."
Did you hear the one about the tuna and the chef? A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant and says to the chef "Hey, you killed my father!" The chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish." The tuna thinks about it, and says "Then I challange you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever." "And if I win?" asked the chef. "You can feed me to your customers." the tuna replies. So the chef and tuna play chess. Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves, the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like I win." says the tuna. The chef nods, and plunges his knife into the fish's belly. "But I won!" says the tuna, as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts. "So did your father." says the chef. *laughter* Good night, and have a pleasent evening.