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If I got myself a wish-granting genie, I would sit them down in front of the TV and make them watch every episode of Star Trek that has Q in it. Then I would say "I wish I had in real life, the power that Q has in the Star Trek universe." Once granted, the first snap of the fingers would put me in the latest Starfleet uniform (red). It would be the most appropriate first omnipotent act ever.

What would I do after that, and how long would it take before sex got involved?

I'd fix up the house in a flash, without having to pay anyone anything. For the garden, however, I'd summon a lightsaber to cut it all down to size with. I use a sword on the garden for therapeutic reasons, but a lightsaber would be so much more efficient. And way cooler.

I'd visit Gene Roddenberry right before his death and show him what Rick Berman does to his legacy. I'm curious to know how he'd react.

I'd create a TARDIS and buzz Doctor Who fans around the world.

I'd fix the special effects in the original Highlander movie so the swords sound like swords and the lightning looks like fucking lightning.

I'd create an alternative universe where I can explore my youth and do various 'second chance' things to see how differently I would have turned out.

I'd beat the president half to death with a baseball bat in the oval office, and make his entire security force cheer and yell encouragement as I do... okay, I'd probably reverse it when I was done, but it would still be worth it.

I'd find out if there really is any other sentient life out there.

I'd attend so many high-class parties and be the charming, handsome stranger none of the guys know and all the girls want to sleep with.

I'd make women a lot more bisexual than they are now.

I'd summon exact duplicates of everyone I've ever wanted to fuck, and fuck them. Including SGs. And that one guy called James who had really amazing lips. Countless scenarios...

What would you do?