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Sunday Oct 22, 2006

Oct 22, 2006
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It's cold and wet outside. I don't think I'll ever really wake up today. I seem to be permanently stuck in that stage where... wait, a little backstory.

Once upon a time I had a cunning plan to keep me from oversleeping. I'd wake up a bit, roll over and go back to sleep. Something had to be done. I had a thing for celebrity fakes at the time - some of the people who do them are really quite good - so I printed out about 15 of them and stuck them to my bedroom ceiling. The sight of them would catch me mid-roll, and I'd play with myself until I was too awake to fall back to sleep.

Now I need glasses. I can't see my ceiling well without them, which rendered the celebrity fakes useless. I took them down... but that's okay, because now when I wake up, I still play with myself. Unfortunately, I keep doing it for a couple of hours after I should have gotten out of bed.

So now you have some idea what kind of mood I'm in when I say I've never really woken up. My dick's been twitchy all day, and it's only so long before I succumb to my collection of hardcore internet porn. I want something better, but the thought of dating again still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. And if it didn't, I wouldn't want to go out on a cold wet day like this.

I think I need someone to come here and snuggle me. Then make out with me. Then have slow, hot, wet sex with me. Yep, that would do me just fine.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
sorrow:
have a splenndid day with the dead!!!
Oct 31, 2006
leola:
That ain't a keyboard - it's an electric piano! tongue
Oct 31, 2006

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