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Rejoice! All your posting habits exceed mine! Hallaloolah!

This halloween in SWG, I will have zombie R2, 4 and 5 chasing a freaked R3 around the haunted house. R3s have transparent heads. Their brains are visible to all. I shall also have a cyborg being worked on by various evil surgical droids, and when people pass by she will say "Please... kill me... he's gonna replace my head next..."

Bloody hackers can't redistribute the world's wealth and bring about world peace instead?

If you take the blue sugar cube, the story ends, and you wake up in your stable believing whatever you want to believe. If you take the red sugar cube, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how far the racecourse goes...

Rain that comes down so thick and hard it makes your hair bleed, also cleanses your soul.

Rain, rain, go away; Go rain on Portugal today; Gods know it's where I need you, ay? ...You never do what I say, anyway.

I have a second pint of white russian, and I'm not afraid to drink it!

Feeling blechy. Not bad, just... not good.

I'm the only one still writing something every day.

Star Wars is so frelled, George will someday release a statement concerning just how stupid all the Star Wars fans are.

Zoe godsdammit, don't you quit. There's too much fun yet to be had down here. If you go up, you better be coming right back!!

For porn! *charges*

Oooh, me poor belly. Apparently I'm too old to handle a dozen shots of vodka in an hour and then do any kind of bending at the waist... like the position I fell asleep in.

Aura and Echo sitting in a tree, would be a-okay by me.

Can't beat good free food.

Without women, Christmas would die.

If you feel fat and hungry on Boxing Day, it was a good Christmas.

The only thing worse than rain, sleet or snow if fucking slush.

"To know the future is to be trapped by it; but knowing there's a trap is the first step in evading it."

Alcohol solves so many problems... but only for so long.

Patience is a virtue. (I know this because it is the one thing my mother most often told me.)

Somewhere out there are a dozen Danish cartoonists, hiding in fear of their lives. This is because they were complete fracking idiots.

My SWG account is officially dead. Obten Ebrator has vanished from a galaxy far, far away. /mood sad; /sigh;

America's gonna choke to death on it's own bureaucratic stupidity I swear.

Vive N'Orleans.

I hate hate HATE tech 2 during the Imperial campaign of Empire at War.

Fred has a Boo plushie, Scott has a Skull plushie... Chris should have ordinary paper clips with eyes stuck to them. With blu-tac.

"Because of all the days before it hurts. The good days. When you're in love."

This day was brought to you by the letter H, the number 6, and the crime of statutory rape... but the victim wasn't a muppet, so who cares?

If the government wants to cut down emissions, maybe they should take the cars away from all the people that can't take proper care of them. As they do pets. *has a coughing fit* I'm never rollerblading along a main road between 7-9am again.

Woohoo, new Posh set, by Lithium Picnic! *faints*

Godsdamned spring weather. I swear it starts raining every time I put on the rollerblades.

Coffee is the funny-juice that aging webcomic artists give up at the wrong damn time.

If I had known I wasn't supposed to kill these furballs, I wouldn't have to kill so many of those furballs.

I pulled a muscle in my back last night. It appears to be a rather important one. *whimper*

As private parts to the typo demons are we. They play with us for their sport.

Happy pagan fertility ritual, you stupid Christians!

I can pick up the flag, I can run with the flag, but I cannot keep the flag.

When Lillian breaks in the back seat of her car, she has to tell us all about it.

Mmm, pierced tongue...

My bank told me I'm worth lots of money, but it didn't cheer me up from the fact that SWG Stratics pulled my editorial. I must be some sort of artist.

For some reason, the world seems to be in a slightly better place this morning.

I bet at least half the world's paedophiles stuff their manhood into childrens' mouths just to shut them the hell up.

I've quit SWG Stratics. I think I might be glad.

The latest presidential approval rating poll shows that 1/3 of Americans are fucking idiots.

Ultraviolet is the latest example of a good British thing tuned into a crap American thing.

He came, he pounced, he went away again when the victim didn't squeal the way he likes.

Iraq, the new Viet Nam.

My bathroom is not a haven for wandering ant queens! *stomp*

The world isn't getting worse. It's just always been crappy.

I need to start dating again.

Just because George Lucas likes it doesn't mean they should do it.

Bloody rebel scum. I blow up one of their planets, they go invade another one. The nerve!

I need to make more friends so I have more opportunities to use my really cool phone.