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If Batman Begins is so good, why can't I stop listening to the Constantine soundtrack? And why the hell did the movie pronounce it constanteen instead of constantyne? And why was he American? And not blonde? And why wasn't his trenchcoat brown?

Because brunettes look better in black trenchcoats. Duh. And what the hell was with the demon design in that movie? "Ooh, those autopsy shows look icky so we'll do that!" Guess what, demons look like corrupted angels, not autopsy aftermath thingamies.

Dammit, they timed the production of that movie wrong. Fresh off the Matrix trilogy, let's make it a Keanu movie! And probably allowed the wrong director do do it, and stuff. Unlike Batman Begins.

Poor Keanu. I shouldn't be so hard on him. Probably. It's not like he was portraying Neo by mistake. Or Bill. Uh, Ted. Whichever one he was.

Meanwhile, gonna be busy come November. Doing the NaNoWriMo thing. Dunno what that is? Stick an .org on the end and Google it. Then let me know you did it, so I know someone reads this crap in the first place.

This just in: I've been ratted out. Oh, the shame. The ignomany. The... indifference. The onyl reason I would consider retribution is for the fun. Being this lazy, it probably won't happen anyway.