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Nobody TOLD me they plumped when you cooked them!! NO ONE!!

Now I have 3 retarded, split down the middle, much too big for the pot hot dogs burning on the stove...

mad HOOOOOOFFY!!! mad

tongue

LATER: Mmmmm, sure am yummy though! biggrin
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psychicgoldfish:
edited because i hit the submit button twice and redundancies are boring
psychicgoldfish:
goddamn it. i am just gonna stop NOW. i'm sorry to spam! and too dumb to fix it!
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Im very happy smile I love this weather (btw its raining here) and I hung with Bean and LTrain on Thursday night...my first SG contact, and I had a BLAST! hehehe, I cant wait for next time smile

Go tell them they are super nice and cool, will ya? Do a brotha a favor wink

(But down with the Boobage Empire anyway biggrin )

I hung with my friend...
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mutal8:
sitting way up front can really hurt the eyes.
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RAH!! I do!!

tongue

(A POX on the Boobage Empire!!)
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richie6fingers:
no, i kinda like ice tea
just don't drink a lot of it
plus it's not hot here for very long
and it rains about 9 months of the year
sucky sucky suck suck
brokenglassheart:
yeah, us ratards went to the wrong club. ooo aaa next thursday sounds good. i will make it there so help me!!! mad awwww, i'm sad that i didn't make it out man. i'm looking forward to this shit so you'd better show up lesbo hater!
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Ever had one of those days? Headachy, tired and headachy...I dont wanna go to work today tongue

Another Truth, Truth, Lie!!

1. Rum is my favorite alchoholic drink

2. Iced Tea is my favorite non alcholic drink.

3. Raspberrys are my favorite fruit.

tongue

(Down with the Boobage Empire!!)
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richie6fingers:
iced tea ?
you lie sir

i am currently drinking a can of Guiness

i am currently drinking a can of Stella Artois

i have just eaten a turkey and cranberry baguette
mutal8:
i rarely get headaches but when i do i'm wishing i had a gun to take care of the pain by blowing my brains away. wink

you know what gives me headaches? colin quin, he's stupid and my head starts to hurt when he's on the tele. i have to change the channel before i kill myself. mad

sir, i think you LIE!!! about the tea. indeed! biggrin ARRR!!! ooo aaa puke
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This is Nov 8th/9th:

Im going to keep my list of thank you's up for now in case someone didnt see it smile And lest you think I forgot you...check again smile (Just so you know it isnt a best friend on the site list, it is a thank you for making me feel better a few days ago list...I wasnt playing favorites...but NOW Im the nicest...
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mutal8:
YOU LIE!!!! tongue puke ooo aaa
marianabanana:
I reckon you lost that contest and your evil arch enemy got to go to Sea World instead of you.

1. I have a cat

2. I have a child

3. I have a husband

Which is a lie?
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I think Im suffering from PHD - Post Halloween Depression frown

so sad, so sad. All this time wasted.....most of the year and now nothing to do but wait for next year

Its always over so fast tongue

frown sigh...I mean yeah Xmas is coming and all, and Thanksgiving (depressed mmmm) but when all that is over all that will remain is the cold frown

I need cheering up....

frown
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ltrain:
MarktheeHalfShavenToxicMrLambFrys....

Mariana ordered me to come give you smilies in order for me to see her boobage!!! tongue
But being as though you have a penis, I told her NO!
Our Love/Hate relationship will be all corrupted if I smiled at you.
So I give you a thousand....
mad mad mad mad mad mad
puke puke puke puke puke puke
MY EMPIRE WILL NEVER FALL!!!!

tongue

Oh, on a serious note. Thanks for the nice reply awhile back. That was mighty kind and generous. But ya know, its the weather that makes us all lonely and depressed. That's the reason why Seattle has the highest suicide rate in America. blah!

LTrainpuke EMPERESS OF THE BOOBAGE EMPIRE!!!!
mutal8:
hello TOXICBOYmad NAZI BOYmad puke

you know i was just kidding in that last post. tongue biggrin

the weather does make everyone feel different than they're normally used to. i, on the other, have been obsessed with this gloomy weather since the beginning. i fall into it and get some sort of sick happiness from it. wow, i'm so goth.

ooo aaa
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The world is on fire and all I wanna do is dance, dance, dance smile

Sin and debachery are on my menu for tomorrow night, as I sweat and spank and lick and bite my way through Perversions last night at the Ruby frown

Oh sweet fires consume us at the end of the night, and turn the living to pillars of salt and the dead into...
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mutal8:
dude, goth dancing is bad dancing. haven't you heard the news? sheesh. JK. ha, goths are funny people. my name is actually a goth joke from a johnan vasquez comic.

miike is not all about the horror. he's really into the crime also. have you heard of the dead or alive trilogy? there's also rainy dogs, the city of lost souls and blues harp. one of miike's most sentimental movies is the bird people of china. it's about this japanese bussines man going to china and trying to find this village for something, i forgot, but he finds out that the people in that village believe that they could fly.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!ARRR!!!
twasbrillig:
Happy Halloween!!! Nosfertu costume = always a good thing. He's the creepiest vamp ever!
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I was 5 and he was 6
we rode on horses made of sticks
I wore black and he wore white
he would always win the fight

bang bang, he shot me down.
bang bang, I hit the ground.
bang bang, that awful sound.
bang bang, my baby shot me down

seasons came and changed the time
and I grew up, I called him mine...
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marianabanana:
kiss

You can have anything you want wink

tongue
ltrain:
Dude. your shit was funny! I like how you emphasized twice, questioning why you are even bothering to fill it out. But it made me laugh.

You're a crazyhalfshaventoxicmrlambfrys....

The Emperess
LTrainpuke
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What a weekend I have in store! Kill Bill, then Knott's Scary farm tonight.

Tomorrow, laundry and then.....work mad I told my post commander Id work an extra shift on Sunday to cover someone who got "replaced"and "corrected"
.....whatever THAT mean :/

I love all of you, my future mininons, and your eventual Emperor will treat you kindly and with a fair (fist?)...er HAND... when the...
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clara:
Glad you found that useful. smile
clara:
I think you can infer more than one meaning from "do unto others..."
wink
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What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone ya
I'll never fall in...
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sadie:
they were clothes i dont want or wear anymore
twasbrillig:
Yeah, I wanted to be all cool and mysterious and go under a psuedonym for a while. Then I changed my mind and realized I'm not cool at all. biggrin