Ok, thats it! Its Tourettes in 2008. Thats right, I'm gonna be president. And you know what? I'm not gonna use my real name, I'm actually gonna run as Tourettes. I can see it now. No first lady, just a first girlfriend (if I'm lucky). I would just tell the press to fuck off if they asked me a stupid question. "so mr.
"So, Mr. President, what do you think about the situation in Yemen?"
"Why don't you go fuck yourself Sam Donaldson?"
It would be great. Free healthcare, free porn. The economy would be up because everyone would be investing in the cannabis crops that are now legal. Which means that frito lay's profits would be up. I'm telling you, I'd be the best president ever.
Playing pool with other presidents, taking them out to get drunk.No one would want to fight us because instead of being a bully we would actually just let the U.N. do everything until they asked us to help.
Oh yeah, and I'd give the homeless and teachers all of the money that we put into teaching Abstinance...... so everyone would want to be a teacher because now they make money and the homeless would still be homeless and screaming at you, but they would have Versace cut out finger gloves and stink ol' Gucci shoes.
I'm telling ya, its gonna be sweet.
So i need a Vice Prez, who's with me?
"So, Mr. President, what do you think about the situation in Yemen?"
"Why don't you go fuck yourself Sam Donaldson?"
It would be great. Free healthcare, free porn. The economy would be up because everyone would be investing in the cannabis crops that are now legal. Which means that frito lay's profits would be up. I'm telling you, I'd be the best president ever.
Playing pool with other presidents, taking them out to get drunk.No one would want to fight us because instead of being a bully we would actually just let the U.N. do everything until they asked us to help.
Oh yeah, and I'd give the homeless and teachers all of the money that we put into teaching Abstinance...... so everyone would want to be a teacher because now they make money and the homeless would still be homeless and screaming at you, but they would have Versace cut out finger gloves and stink ol' Gucci shoes.
I'm telling ya, its gonna be sweet.
So i need a Vice Prez, who's with me?
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jenya:
can i be your campaign manager? only if there are perks of course
drexel:
you're quite welcome. tustin's alright. not my ideal location. it's close to la, close to san diego, close to vegas, close to beaches. so that part is cool. i'd just prefer if it were IN a cool place as opposed to be near one. 
still blows the socks of hagerstown any day. hey, do you know the "walkin in an essex wonderland" song?
still blows the socks of hagerstown any day. hey, do you know the "walkin in an essex wonderland" song?