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Sunday Dec 21, 2003

Dec 21, 2003
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Well, I made it through the xmas party at my friends parents house. I didn't embarass myself too much. I did however, take home their family booby prize for spilling drinks and knocking shit over. I'm normally not that clumsy, but it was one of those nights (I blame Jack Daniels). I'll probably never live it down with them. It was fun.

I have to clean this fucking house and make it a little presentable and festive for the Xmas party I'm having here tomorrow for my group of friends. I'm looking forward to cleaning.

I am making cookies tonight though............ I'm so fucking domestic that it makes me sick sometimes. MMMMMMMMMm cookies.
jones1:
tofurkey cookies? wink
some girl i met who was working at an ice cream parlor told my friend (after she dropped her cone) that klutzy people are only klutzy as a result of their hormones being thrown off in some way or another.
So my advice is to rapidly put yourself on hormone replacements for the "big change" your body is going through. my mom has some left over so lemme know and ill make sure to send them in the shipment of the tiny corona's.
ONLY if i get soma those cookies though..or no deal. im a hustler bebe. biggrin
Dec 22, 2003

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