tourettes

So I pitched an idea to my editors at Baltimore Metromix and they accepted it. So I will now be trying to find the best food in strip clubs in Baltimore. This is going to be the funniest thing I've ever written. I mean, it basically fucking writes itself. The inuendo alone has me ready to write. The pictures are going to be funny as well. I'm going to try and get the girls to pose with the plates of food (in bikinis of course).

I also got an assignment about places in Bmore that serve tater tots, that'll be fun as well. Lots of Napoleon D. references will be had I 'm sure.

I have my scotch article coming out tomorrow. i'll link it from here tomorrow.

Off to do some liver damage.
Cheers
Johnny