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With all these name changes going on, I'm feeling sort of left out. Everyone must now call me Betty.

I don't like tatooed women. It always seems like you can never get them truley naked.

Anyone else notice that a lot of news agencies are more and more pronouncing Saddam like Sodom? I swear I even heard a radio report this morning that called the man Sodomy Sane... or maybe it was sodom me sane...

Either way, I'm getting a little uncomfortable.

I had a pretty long debate with myself over the pros and cons of the industrial revolution while i was on the shitter this morning. i guess that means i need to get outside more often.

I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

I hate being sick all the time.

I'm totally diggin this Favorite pics thing. It's like my own little personal collection of porn trading cards that everyone can look at.

This life is so much easier than my last one.

What a week so far.
For some reason this must be National Old Friends Pop Up Out Of No Where Month. Amazing how many people I used to know. I don't complain though, some people will truley try and make an effort to be friends, and others have their selfish reasons. Whatever the cause, I'm always up for a history lesson. Now if only the...
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And now people.
When I woke up this morning I heard a disturbin sound.
I said, when I woke up the mornin, I HEARD a disturbin sound. What I heard the jingle-jangle of a thousand lost souls. Souls of modern men and women, departed from this life. Wait a minute, the Lord says the souls of us here on earth is, secret of divine life,...
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