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Monday Jun 20, 2005

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Have you ever wanted to sabotage a date? Like, maybe by picking your nose, or farting, or talking nuts- like pretending you're a really big racist or something?

I fantasize about how I can ruin a date. I'm not quite sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Either way, it doesn't matter- I never have the balls to do anything about it anyway.
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steel_talons:
personal favorite: cleaning under your fingernails with your fork. preferably the salad fork.
Jun 21, 2005
audrey_dean:
Smelling bad!

Seriously, smelling bad and/or having butt-breath will work EVERY time.




[Edited on Jun 26, 2005 9:52PM]
Jun 26, 2005

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