A study released earlier today by researchers at the Institute of Light shows that my dick is bigger than yours. News of this discovery has shocked the four-wheel drive community who originally thought their dick was far superior in size due to the large muffler and engine capacity on their urban off-road vehicles. Shockingly enough, the study actually found the opposite to be true; showing that fast cars and big tires actually have small dicks, despite popular belief. Researches would not comment on the study, except to say- they saw it coming.
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