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Seriously. If Barbie and Ken can't make it... who can?

Exclusive: Barbie and Ken break up...
ara:
Eh...it was a superficial realtionship anyway... wink
vitaminpink:
I guess it just proves that we're all fucked. blackeyed
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I'm SO tired of ignorant fucking sales people. NO I don't want your warranty if you can't even tell me what kind of inputs this device has. It's sad, cause I know these people represent my generation. Personally, if my customers came in and made me look like an idiot- or other sales clerks came in and showed me up- I'd start reading some manuals,...
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I'm such a loser. I only have one friend... no offense vitaminpink... I need to show my well-makeup'd and elegantly dressed titty so people will know who I am...
vitaminpink:
any offence I might have felt was instantly replaced with glee because I was mentioned in your journal.
as for your titty....I'm not so sure how to feel about that.
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I just have to say... MARY IS MY GODDESS. I LOVE MARY. *cough* I feel better now.
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I have a new passion:
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC).
It lots of funny.
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I've made several mistakes in my life. Today they all catch up with me.
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pulloffmywings:
i have at leaste 2 mistakes a day that catch up with me ... i wish they'd all just pick one day so i could deal with them all at once. whoa. love the pic.......
vitaminpink:
so you're going on Montel to find out if you're "her baby's daddy"?
p.s. I've made many mistakes, they've all caught up with me, and then eventually rolled on by.
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RIP Captain Kangaroo... ARRR!!!
lunna:
You know it's weird. I thought he had been dead and when a friend told me we were both shocked. kiss
vitaminpink:
the "rectal video" is for private showings only. EL SUICIDO LOCO
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I just checked my bank balance for the first time in 3 months... I fucking hate Christmas. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
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2004!
Now with 8% less shit content.
graven:
I've never heard of Following, either, though. So you're cool.
vitaminpink:
doubtful.
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people stop being cool when they reach my age... thats shitty.
skygge:
what i don't get is people who are around 26 always telling me i'm still just a baby. is five years really that big of a deal? not to me it isn't
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Happy/Merry HaunaRamaKwanzMas biggrin