So very tired. Two hours of sleep last night. Blows. 
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It seems like everyone is departing Minnesota. This always seems to happen during the winter. People who had the itch all year round remember the pains of winter and get a wild hair up their ass to get the hell out.
That hair seems to have grown in my ass.
My job is going ok, but I think it is time to start considering a...
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That hair seems to have grown in my ass.
My job is going ok, but I think it is time to start considering a...
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bostonbootgirl:
What you need is JESUS, boy. That feeling that something is missing is the unconditional and eternal love that only Jesus can provide, there is no use looking to the world for your fulfillment! Join with me today by placing your hand on the monitor and repeating, "I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savoir." There. Feel better? Now go turn on Fox news.
Thanks for the link to that Spongebob article! I nearly peed my pants!
Thanks for the link to that Spongebob article! I nearly peed my pants!
bostonbootgirl:
On a more relevant note...go for it. I didn't leave Boston till I was around 28 because I kept hanging around fighting the feeling I was running away from something. I wasn't. That feeling was the urge to experience new people and places. I've had some bad times since I moved, but the best things that have ever happened to me happened in other places, things that may never have happened if I stayed. I've lived in northern Cally, Dallas, and now FL. I've experienced a lot and now only want more. It really opens your world.
You can always go home. Funny thing is, I really appreciate my home much more since I've left.
You can always go home. Funny thing is, I really appreciate my home much more since I've left.
I have a show to do tonight. I'm pretty excited about it. I have a lot of ideas on what I can do, and I'm getting paid to get drunk.
Happy New Years.
Happy New Years.
candy:
thanks for the nice comment on my set! hope you have a good new year!! 
good luck with your show 
good luck with your show 
pinkokitty:
good luck with the show, have fun with the getting drunk on someone else's dime..and have a happy new year! coming out with the SGTC anytime soon?
I can't get the song "I want candy" out of my head. I don't know if it's metaphorical or not. I can't even remember where I picked it up from. It's better than the Toys R' Us theme that's been in my head for the last 3 years... damn now that's back too.
pinkokitty:
fucker.
What's in it for me?
kinkerbelle:
hope you have happy holidays 
Ever feel like you just don't belong...
*watches tumbleweed go by*
*watches tumbleweed go by*
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ponette:
no. but i do feel like a lot of other people don't belong.
i'm optimistic like that.
i'm optimistic like that.
benni:
...in my PANTS?
yes. 
how the fuck have you been?
yes.
how the fuck have you been?
Damnit. My $800 IPAQ won't even charge... POS. I'm so pissed. WORK GOD DAMN YOU.
Sorry useless post. I don't get pissed off that often...
Sorry useless post. I don't get pissed off that often...
I get it now. I get it.
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courtland_17:
"Damn, they could have totally used that for the election..."
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny.
Off to the show.
In a good mood, but not good enough.
I do have a few tricks up my sleeve that I can't wait to play out...
In a good mood, but not good enough.
I do have a few tricks up my sleeve that I can't wait to play out...
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lowenb:
congratulations on election to libertarian pez
bohogirl:
Don't be too pissed about missing the eclipse - it was cool, but not that spectacular around here.
That's an image from Oslo, Norway... they got a way better show
That's an image from Oslo, Norway... they got a way better show
... and I can see the Seasonal Affective Disorder...
or, as some call it...
SAD
has started to kick in amongst my fellow Minnesotans.
I think it's a natures way of making sure we all stay warm by humping often throughout the long winter months. It's a way for us to get out, know our neighbors, and then get drunk and ride them like a...
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or, as some call it...
SAD
has started to kick in amongst my fellow Minnesotans.
I think it's a natures way of making sure we all stay warm by humping often throughout the long winter months. It's a way for us to get out, know our neighbors, and then get drunk and ride them like a...
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elisabeth:
It's been dreary and rainy here, and I couldn't be happier. The sun and blaring heat was making me
I've had a copy of the 35th anniversary edition of Atlas Shrugged sitting on top of the bookcase for a few weeks now. Acquired at a thrift store for 1.00. Hmm.
I've had a copy of the 35th anniversary edition of Atlas Shrugged sitting on top of the bookcase for a few weeks now. Acquired at a thrift store for 1.00. Hmm.
This bookmark thing is all right... Now I can see how little people update their journals, and I don't feel so bad.
I got bored at work today. After working very hard on a project for about a month... I needed a day of rest. So, I went around to the whole department and screamed "BRING OUT YOUR SHREDS" as I walked around with a dolly. A bunch of people wanted me to shred stuff so I started.
Sadly, our shredder blows (well actually it sucks, but...
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Sadly, our shredder blows (well actually it sucks, but...
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bpatrick:
Hey thanks for inviting me to join the Ayn Rand group..I'll look at it this weekend sometime.
kirche:
Hilarious.
My excuse? There isn't one! I guess that's my pensive yet annoyed look.