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I called my boss a cunt and told her to fuck off today. Oops.

Oh well I don't regret it.

I'm spending my Saturday night reading and researching.

I'm a party animal, haha.

I have tomorrow and Monday off, so hopefully I'll have tons of fun, hooray!

So 2009 is starting off pretty weird.

We had a party at our house on New Year's Eve and I got so drunk I don't remember it, woke up half naked next to a coworker, and then stumbled around The Mummers parade the next day.

Today, I had kind of a shitty day, so I decided to go for a walk around the city, ended...
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I am tired of fair weather friends.

I want to go on an adventure.

Who is in?

Okay, so I think a new contender has quickly taken the number one slot on my most annoying pet peeves of all time list: conversation rapists.

You know who I'm talking about, these people who force themselves into your conversation , without consent from any parties involved, and then begin to shove their inane babblings, retarded questions, and asinine ideas down your throat. It's fucking...
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I got into, yet another awesome car accident on my bike the other day. This time it was a yuppie in a BMW, who, apparently, didn't understand how his turn signal worked. I didn't get too hurt, but it was the first time I flipped over my handlebars. Alright! Now my bike makes a weird noise.

Aside from that, I've been meeting a lot of...
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i'm bored.

Aw man, so many crazy adventures this weekend, I love life at the moment.

You know what's awesome? Coffee. Coffee's awesome... and video games, and sitting park. These are things I like doing on my day off.

Hey, today's my day off, where's my travel mug and my ds?

I'm bored and horny, and kind of sad. It's a weird feeling.