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It was too hot to do anything, so I sat around shirtless and got drunk by myself.

*pop*

If you've ever been to Philadelphia, PA and have full use of one or both of your legs, chances are you've probably traveled by foot somewhere. In your bipedal travel you may have noticed that most of the city's residents, as well as most of its tourists, have seemingly forgotten how to fully utilize, what is supposed to be considered, man's main gait of locomotion....
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So I got a new cellphone and a new phone number. You wouldn't think it would be that hard to get people to give you their phone numbers, especially when you already had them before. You'd think that... but you'd be wrong.

Super bored right now. I suppose I could just go to sleep, but where's the fun in that?

Today I arm wrestled Zeus, walked to the moon, and cartwheeled over a rabid dog. It was awesome.

Just once I'd like a pair of pants that: A. Fit properly, B. are comfortable, and C. aren't all ripped up. It seems I can only manage to find pants that fit into one of these categories at a time.

I could use a high five and a cup of coffee right about now.

one of those days

Walking around in the autumn weather, drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette, and taking a bus home always makes me feel normal for some reason.

Life's been weird lately. Not bad, not good, just... weird. I don't know, I feel lost.

I did have a pretty good day today, though. I just wish I didn't have to wake up at 6 am tomorrow for a stupid...
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