So I went to the eye doctor last week, and it turns out I've been walking around half blind for the past 2 decades. Alright, so I'm not "half-blind" and It's been less than 20 years since my last eye exam, but regardless, he did say I needed glasses.
So I got me a brand-spanking-new pair of black rimmed spectacles just like all the hip art kids wear... and then I went to an art gallery (to meet up some friends who are in to that sort of thing). I felt like such an ass, what have I become? Walking around an art gallery, in Fishtown, with my glasses on all like "bla bla bla, books and stuff."
Feeling dejected I left the art scene and the hipsters and met up with some other friends at a bar, where I preceded to get incredibly drunk. We commandeered the juke box and had an awesome time. That's when it dawned on me, I'm not some lame, emo, art school, dork. I'm a lame, aging, drunk, rock n roll dork. Like John Lennon, Buddy Holly, Janis Joplin, D.M.C., Rivers Cuomo, and Benny Franklin I too can totally rock out with my specs on.
So I got me a brand-spanking-new pair of black rimmed spectacles just like all the hip art kids wear... and then I went to an art gallery (to meet up some friends who are in to that sort of thing). I felt like such an ass, what have I become? Walking around an art gallery, in Fishtown, with my glasses on all like "bla bla bla, books and stuff."
Feeling dejected I left the art scene and the hipsters and met up with some other friends at a bar, where I preceded to get incredibly drunk. We commandeered the juke box and had an awesome time. That's when it dawned on me, I'm not some lame, emo, art school, dork. I'm a lame, aging, drunk, rock n roll dork. Like John Lennon, Buddy Holly, Janis Joplin, D.M.C., Rivers Cuomo, and Benny Franklin I too can totally rock out with my specs on.