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Tuesday May 06, 2008

May 6, 2008
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Why is it that we as a nation have decided that nearly every indie coffee shop, and some more corporate ones too, have to have ridiculous names based on coffee puns? "Black and Brew" "Brew-ha-ha" "The Last Drop" "The Coffee Beanery" just to name a few. I mean don't get me wrong, I love puns as much as the next guy, but it's like every damn shop has these names.

Conversely, why is it that we as a nation have also decided that law firms don't need names, other than the last names of some dudes... and it's usually 3 dudes, "Krasno Krasno and Odwindinjo" "Wiseman Berstein and Johnson." I mean is there some law that says law firms can't have actual names, like, I dunno... Lawyers are us, or Ambulance Chaser Inc. I don't know, those are pretty terrible, but you get my point. Every other establishment has an actual name, even hospitals and school... except law firms, why is that?
beckyuill:
Probaby because law firms are founded by egotists that have a love for their own name and want people to be sure to thank THEM when they win their case. speaking of which, Larry H Parker scares the shit out of me.


oh and per the coffee thing, i once went to 'A Room With a Brew'. i know what you mean.
May 6, 2008
kg:
my dad and sister are trying to start their own coffee shop called rollin' java. haha. (:
May 7, 2008

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