totallysomeone

So, um... i got hit by a car again. Maybe it's me, maybe I'm some sort of magnet or something. This guy was running a red light AND on a cell phone. Cool! He tried to drive away too, but some dudes ran out of a bar and chased him down. They called me an ambulance but I don't have health insurance yet so I ran away (well hobbled away, anyway).

And ya know what the worse part is? My bike is totally fucked up... like beyond repair fucked up. I'll miss you bike.

But, as it turns out, my bones are apparently made from adamantium, since it seems like I can walk away from these things with nary a scratch.

in case you're wondering this is what someone looks like when they've been hit by a car, I've got a few more bruises and scrapes, but that's the brunt of it.

Well, at least until I get my bike fixed I'll be walking, and thus, less likely to have this happen again. Oh, and by "get it fixed", I mean, buy a new bike, because that thing is totaled. Apparently bikes aren't built like me.