So, I got attacked by zombies today. True story. I was just relaxing in my apartment, watching the peoples court when like five or six zombies just came busting in through the door. Let me tell you, I was more than a little surprised by this. I mean, what would you do in that situation?... I mean I'm sure everyone has their little, "well you...
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Why is it that we as a nation have decided that nearly every indie coffee shop, and some more corporate ones too, have to have ridiculous names based on coffee puns? "Black and Brew" "Brew-ha-ha" "The Last Drop" "The Coffee Beanery" just to name a few. I mean don't get me wrong, I love puns as much as the next guy, but it's like every...
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beckyuill:
Probaby because law firms are founded by egotists that have a love for their own name and want people to be sure to thank THEM when they win their case. speaking of which, Larry H Parker scares the shit out of me.
oh and per the coffee thing, i once went to 'A Room With a Brew'. i know what you mean.
oh and per the coffee thing, i once went to 'A Room With a Brew'. i know what you mean.
kg:
my dad and sister are trying to start their own coffee shop called rollin' java. haha. (:
so i went to the doctor. turns out my rotator disc is busted or something. i get two weeks off from work (unpaid whoo 
).
On the plus side he said I had excellent heart rate, great lung capacity, and really good blood pressure, despite the fact that i smoke a pack a day, play video games all day, and eat junk.
when i told...
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On the plus side he said I had excellent heart rate, great lung capacity, and really good blood pressure, despite the fact that i smoke a pack a day, play video games all day, and eat junk.
when i told...
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beckyuill:
So have you ever played Bomberman on xbox? or on any console.. its my favorite game because its so old school. i'm pretty obsessed with it, my friend Andy says i need an intervention but he just dont know!
anyway, had to ask. have a good one!
anyway, had to ask. have a good one!
beckyuill:
Hehe, spunky. i like that. ... well i SHOULD be! i don't work! not right now anyway... as you can see, i'm focusing on becoming the next great tattoo artist 
yeah Bomberman's the shit. its my favorite. i play Uno once in a while too. just discovered that on xbox w00t
I'm well, just chillin at the moment. ^_^
it'd be fun to play you at Bomberman one day!
yeah Bomberman's the shit. its my favorite. i play Uno once in a while too. just discovered that on xbox w00t
I'm well, just chillin at the moment. ^_^
it'd be fun to play you at Bomberman one day!
So, um... i got hit by a car again. Maybe it's me, maybe I'm some sort of magnet or something. This guy was running a red light AND on a cell phone. Cool! He tried to drive away too, but some dudes ran out of a bar and chased him down. They called me an ambulance but I don't have health insurance yet so I...
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january7:
ohh noooooes! 
kg:
hey, people like to run into my shit too.
car wreck twinsies!
car wreck twinsies!
So I thought everyone at my job hated me. I thought I was the guy that everyone talked about as soon as I clocked out for the day, or went on break. However, today one of my co-workers invited me to hang out with a bunch of people from work, a crowd soon gathered and everyone was saying "yeah you should totally come!"
Too bad...
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kg:
we're schwinn twinsies!
well, not that we have the same bike, just the brand. i has a beach cruiser.
also, social anxiety is nothin' new for me. either is being broke. either are video games. keep your chin up, champ. (:
well, not that we have the same bike, just the brand. i has a beach cruiser.
also, social anxiety is nothin' new for me. either is being broke. either are video games. keep your chin up, champ. (:
Got hit by another car on friday night. This time it was a drunk guy, like a block from my house. I'm all scratched and bruised and I walk like a jackass because my hip hurts. I really wish this would stop happening. Oh, and I ripped my new pants...
But at least I lived to tell the tale.... and at least my bike's okay.
But at least I lived to tell the tale.... and at least my bike's okay.
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kg:
oh hai. (:
kg:
i meant to ask last time but forgot, what kind of bike do you have?
My cat woke me up at the butt-crack of dawn this morning and I couldn't fall back to sleep. As a result of that, I'm kind of in a grumpy mood... and as a result of that, I decided to make a list of my pet peeves.
My pet peeves, in no particular order:
- When people don't say thank you after you've held the...
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My pet peeves, in no particular order:
- When people don't say thank you after you've held the...
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lonnie:
i hate when the people don't say thanks too gggrrrr
aaamy:
HAHAHAHAHAHA 
Now I don't have to write my own list-- I can just come back here and look at a few of these jaunts to refresh my memory as to why I hate people.
Now I don't have to write my own list-- I can just come back here and look at a few of these jaunts to refresh my memory as to why I hate people.
Oh, and since you appear to be someone who cares about trash infesting our sidewalks (and everything else for that matter) I assume you might know a thing or two about recycling. Even though I refuse plastic bags at stores, I've somehow ended up with about 9 million since I started the school year. My bag Bag is overflowing 
Do you know of anything I can do with 'em?? They're taking up way too much space but I don't wanna throw 'em out
How come little kids get to run around outside in a superman outfit anytime they want and no one thinks it's weird? I want to do that!
aaamy:
Then do it
Dear SEPTA,
I'm terribly sorry if your revenue has decreased slightly since I started riding my bike to work everyday. I'm sure the sum total of my fare could not have accounted for very much of your annual income, and that is why I'm perplexed. I'm confused as to why one of your bus drivers thought it would be in his best interest, and in...
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I'm terribly sorry if your revenue has decreased slightly since I started riding my bike to work everyday. I'm sure the sum total of my fare could not have accounted for very much of your annual income, and that is why I'm perplexed. I'm confused as to why one of your bus drivers thought it would be in his best interest, and in...
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vidalia:
Whoa- well that sucks. Are you okay? I'm about to fix my bike up so I can ride to work too, but I'm scared of the rednecks in my town hitting me with their fords and their hummers.
Today is such a boring day.
I'm bored
I'm bored
troa:
You said it. I've spent the whole day playing video games and watching porn. 
vidalia:
random fun photo time!
Does anyone want to come over and play video games with me? Seriously, I need some more video game friends.
trexy:
you know i would 
I never want to hear the phrase "Did that hurt?" again. Seriously.
Wait... maybe, if I become a daredevil and, ya know, mess up a stunt or something, but that's the only time.
Wait... maybe, if I become a daredevil and, ya know, mess up a stunt or something, but that's the only time.
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trexy:
Thats lame. I better catch you on today or I will not be helping you in any heavy lifting!
trexy:
I was taking a nap! and now you arnt here again? ughh. whatever. box of rocks ehh? well im going to continue to play uno all alone.
Anyway thanks for the advice. my ears stretch so easily usually but this time, whooooaaa.... i was up changing my fricken jewelry in the middle of the night! sucks! i was so excited for 3/4ths but its all good. gotta go get some ugly ass tapers now