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I havew not been this drunk in a while. and it's only 12 hahaaha

So, the mighty Thor seems to be pissed this morning, enough to wake me up at 7:30 on my day off anyway.

In other words it is storming outside and the thunder is so loud I can't get back to sleep. It's kinda cool looking, but I wish it didn't happen until I was already awake.

I rarely get sick. My immune system is so strong, in fact, that I could literally make out with someone with the flu and still remain healthy. Its kind of a nice feeling to look as everyone around me gets the latest epidemic thats going around and laugh as I simultaneously cartwheel and bench-press a pick up truck.

However

Like Superman or Achilles, I too...
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If you live in a city you know that riding in a car is often the least efficient way to get around. Me, I don't even have a driver's liscense. In Philadelphia specifically, the public transit system sucks most of the time, and cabs are way too expensive. Riding a bike is a good, Earth-friendly way to get around, but sometimes you just don't feel...
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If music, movies, and video games have taught me anything (and its very probable that they did not) its that Satan loves guitar battles (and also fiddle battles).

This concept is weird to me. I mean, hes Satan! If Im not mistaken (and its very possible that I am) his job is to take the souls of the damned back to hell to torture them,...
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So I haven't updated this thing in a while.

What's been up with me? Nothing much. I still haven't found a job, though I'm amazed at how resilient I've become with finding and saving money. I guess if the worse case scenario does happen, it's nice to know I would make a fairly decent hobo.

Hmm, that's pretty much all I have to say, I...
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I'm a little sad that I don't have a valentine... not going to lie.

wait, never mind....

I totally got fired.

...and I'm not fired, for some reason. I did however get in a shitload of trouble.

I called my boss a cunt and told her to fuck off today. Oops.

Oh well I don't regret it.

I'm spending my Saturday night reading and researching.

I'm a party animal, haha.

I have tomorrow and Monday off, so hopefully I'll have tons of fun, hooray!