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I have not bought any music in a really long time, I should probably get on that, any suggestions? anyone?

Also, I wish I was a ga-jillionare, because I would totally use that money to buy a zeppelin and a really big projection screen. I'd donate the screen to the government and then I'd fly around in my zeppelin stealing world monuments and holding them...
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I am extremely bored today. It's snowy and gross out and I don't feel like leaving the house. However, I've beaten every game I own, read every book, watched every movie infinity times...

It seems like if I want to stay in I'm going to have to go out and find something to do.

And, my lips are extremely chapped. I've come to find out...
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I need a new hat.


yup, there it is, the most meaningful thing I've ever written.

ugh. I've been having a crappy week. Work has been so slow that I've pretty much been laid off, on top of that I've had the flu and been sick and bed ridden all week. Well, at least next week has to be better, right?

Here are three places that I frequent. The other people in these places seem to have forgotten the rules, so I wrote them down.

PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

-When a train, bus, trolley, subway, etc. stops wait for the people coming out to get off before you get on. I don't see why this is so hard for everyone. The train is not just going to randomly...
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So, I've had some sort of curse with electronic devices the past few months. I'm not entirely sure what I've done to offend these machines but they are mad at me, none-the-less. It started simple enough, I was walking home around 3:30am, drunk as drunk could be, when I came across a creek. In my state of inebriation I decided that walking through the creek...
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I'm moving on Saturday to beautiful south Philadelphia. I'm excited to have a new place, but I am not excited to move... why haven't they invented furniture moving robots yet? They should totally invent those... also they should be free of charge for their services. At any rate, I'm excited to be finally getting out of this place and into a place that is awesome,...
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I started my new job today. I came home sweaty, exhausted, and covered in paint. In my opinion that's how you're supposed to come home from work. It was a good day.

I have been in a perpetual state of boredom all day. There needs to be more ninjas or explosions in my daily life.

Life seems so boring sometimes.

""Cold-blooded" animals maintain their body temperatures in ways different from mammals and birds. The term is now outdated in scientific contexts. Cold-blooded creatures were, initially, presumed to be incapable of maintaining their body temperatures at all.
Cold-bloodedness generally refers to three separate areas of thermoregulation.

1. Ectothermy - This refers to creatures that control body temperature through external means (Greek: "ectos"εκτος = "outside," "thermos" θερμος...
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Wow, I haven't updated this thing in, like, a million years.

I guess I don't have much to say. Not too much interesting stuff has been happening lately.

Right now I'm just sitting in my room, I'm bored, and a little horny.

Boring, boring.

Does anyone even read this?